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For Peter, the first kiss with Mr. Stark felt akin to a plunge from stratospheric heights, devoid of parachute, bereft of shelter, merely the wind's caress upon his countenance as the man's lips tenderly met his own.

His environs dissolve into a haze, Peter's vision shuttering to obscurity, yielding to an eruption of myriad hues akin to fireworks as he submits to the consummate allure of Mr. Stark's lips. The man's tongue quests for Peter's own, an unhurried caress akin to velvet, inducing a curling sensation in his toes, as if suspended meters above terra firma.

The anguished, yearning sigh escaping Peter's lips causes Mr. Stark's fingers, delicately ensnared in his locks, to convulse, grasping and elongating the strands. In that solitary gesture, Peter experiences demise and renewal. His hands clench fervently at the lapels of Mr. Stark's suit, as if necessitating a mooring to forestall descent into the abyss.

As Mr. Stark withdraws, Peter lingers for fleeting moments, eyes shut, chasing his lips in reverie. It's the raspy timbre of the man's voice that jolts him back to the present.

"Think that did the trick?" Mr. Stark's low murmur sends shivers down Peter's spine, setting his hair on end.

"Mmhm?" The youth replies, akin to one emerging from anesthesia post open-heart surgery, gradually regaining awareness.

"Perfect, Stark," Fury's voice resonates through the communicator nestled in Peter's ear, and consequently, in Mr. Stark's as well.

Ah, of course. Peter exhales with a sigh and nods, his fingers easing their grip on Mr. Stark.

They're on a mission, hunting terrorists, and this charade is all there is. A masquerade. Peter straightens his posture, returning to the pretense of indifference towards the man, concealing the perfect first kiss, concealing the unveiling of his heart's secrets at Tony Stark's feet.

"You alright, kid?" Mr. Stark inquires, his Adam's apple dancing with unease.

Peter nods again, offering a visibly forced smile. "Just peachy, sir."

Just reading Baudelaire these days, so why not.

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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to all my demotivated girls

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Tony accidentally posts a picture of Peter deepthroating him

He didn’t mean to so obviously he wants to take it down when he finally notices. But by then the social media site has already blocked the picture for violating the terms because it’s “showing male genitalia”

Which enrages Tony

Did he accidentally post it? Yes. Was he just about to delete it? Yes. But now he’s furious because technically there are no genitals to be seen anywhere in the photo. There’s just Peter’s obscenely stretched lips and a part of Tony’s stomach

His dick is completely vanished inside of Peter so Tony being the pedantic ass he is immediately changes plans and instead challenges the ruling of blocking the picture

Does Tony actually care about the picture staying posted? Definitely not. But he’s nothing if not a little shit so he keeps mentioning the technicality until the site eventually has to change their entire terms of use because technically Tony’s right

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Tony and Peter start a secret relationship and it’s not necessarily obvious to everyone that they’re in a relationship. But everyone notices that Tony is infinitely more relaxed and happy

The first time Rhodey visits Tony and sees this change he tells him “I don’t know why you don’t want to tell me but whatever makes you this happy, keep it. No matter what it is”

When Rhodey sees Tony and Peter together for the first time he immediately knows what makes Tony happy. And he wants to object to it. He really does. But he’s never seen Tony this happy in all his life and he just can’t take that away

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Teacher AU

y’all i just had such a big epiphany- a starker teacher/student au where tony asks for a student teacher meeting with may- not because he’s in trouble or anything, he just wants to express to may how good of a student peter is even with all he’s been through. but there’s one catch- peter is under tony’s desk, his pretty mouth wrapped around his dick- not sucking, just being the good little cock warmer he is. and the entire time may is in the conference, peter is under the table with his teachers dick in his mouth, getting harder and harder as he listens to all of tony’s praise- “really, may, peter is my best student.”; “he’s so intelligent, really he’s miles ahead of everyone.”; “he’s a treat to have in class.”; and more. and all of the praise is making him blush and he’s hard, combining with the thrill of possibly being caught at any moment- by his aunt, no less- to make him cum in his pants untouched underneath his teachers desk, the dick in his mouth the only reason he didn’t make any noise.

anyways that’s all… i just really needed to get that out because i can’t stop thinking about it.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by tumblr refreshing while you’re in the middle of reading a one shot causing you to lose it forever. So many incredible stories that I never got to finish 😭😭

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Rhodey and Tony go to a fast food place when they take a break in their latest lab binge

Rhodey already has his food so he left to find a table and Tony sees him before even making his way to him

When Tony finally has his food he starts making his way towards Rhodes’s table, already thinking about a problem they encountered and couldn’t solve

He sits down at the table without looking up and immediately starts rambling about possible solutions. It takes him an embarrassing amount of time before he realizes he sat down at a neighboring table and told all his thoughts to a wide eyed and surprised looking young man

Obviously Tony starts apologizing and is embarrassed by his mistake (even more cause he can see Rhodey laughing at the table next to him)

But then the young man just smiles and offers the solution to the problem Tony’s been having as if it’s the most obvious thing

And maybe Tony should stay at this table. There’s only laughter waiting for him at Rhodes’s table anyway

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For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.

summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.

Examples:

summary: Bruce

summary: "Bruce Banner"

summary: Bruce OR summary: Banner OR summary: Hulk

You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.

The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.

expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.

You can use expected_number_of_chapters: -1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.

otp:true will return results where there is only 1 relationship tag on the fic. If you want results where there are 2+ relationship tags (and no fics with only 1 relationship tag) then you can use otp:false

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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

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Peter stalking celebrity Tony Stark and Tony knowing exactly that he’s being stalked and also who’s stalking him

He build the best AI after all

Tony ignores it most of the time. He might have helped Peter get into some high security buildings once or twice but that’s it

Until Tony almost gets kidnapped. All of his bodyguards fail but Peter, being right there like always saves him and finally makes Tony decide to ask Peter on a date