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If ever there’s a tomorrow when we’re not together, there’s something you must remember. 
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everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it
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“Snape Snape Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE Potter, you were named after the catchiest puppet song I ever heard.”
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Do you ever think about how when Ron’s wand broke 2nd year, just using spell-o-tape wasn’t enough to fix it. It kept backfiring in ways that were really bad, like making himself eat slugs, or kinda just. being defective in general.
Hagrid’s wand was snapped his 3rd year. But he still uses it, disguised as an umbrella. And it works.
Like we know Ollivander didn’t fix it, since he was surprised to hear Hagrid had the pieces. Not to mention since Hagrid was expelled, it would be extremely illegal to fix it. Hogwarts works as a groundskeeper, and lives in a one room wooden hut that he made himself. He’s not going to have the money to ribe someone to fix it, and then there’s also the fact that because of his heritage, even if he could bribe someone to fix it, they probably wouldn’t. And sure, Dumbledore probably knows that Hagrid fixed his wand, there’s a certain level of deniability there. He wouldn’t have actually gotten involved with the wand mending process. Especially when Hagrid was just accused of killing a student.
So that means Hagrid would have put his wand back together himself.
The 3rd year transfiguration examination was to turn a teapot into a tortoise. Only inanimate objects into animals. Part of the reason animagi are so rare is because they’re human to animal transformations. The first time we meet Hagrid, he gives Dudley a tail, and correctly animates the boat he and Harry are on. Silently.
Harry and co. didn’t even attempt to learn silent casting until 6th year. Anything Hagrid learned after 3rd year would have been self taught.
Hagrid is one powerful wizard and holy shit combined with his resistance to magic with his giant heritage forget McGonagall holy shit Hagrid is terrifying
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Um so apparently you can live in this Parisian bookstore for free
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I just learned about this place called Shakespeare and Company, situated right outside Notre Dame in Paris. You can go there and sleep for free, for just a night or a few weeks. One dude reportedly stayed here for years. During the day you’re welcome to write or make art among the bookshelves. 
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All they ask is that you read their books, tend their store for a couple of hours each day, and put a one-page autobiography in their already extensive library. A lot of people here speak English, and lots of the books are in English as well. If you live here, you’re called a Tumbleweed, how cute is that?! (Here’s a link to one blogger’s experience.) I think I’m going to put another item on my bucket list…
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Console-free Camping
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If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry
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If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey
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If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks
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If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
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If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
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If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa
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If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
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If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis
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If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein
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If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator
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If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 
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If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake
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If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour
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If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff
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If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu
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If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding
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If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer
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If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee
If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon
If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman
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If you like playing Bioshock, then try  Dark Life by Kat Falls
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If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre 
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If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks
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If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir
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If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore
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If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil
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If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson
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If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells
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If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken
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If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander
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If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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me stuffing breadsticks in my purse: i have to go right now-
javert: STOP PRISONER 24601
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Imagine Ginny Weasley walking through the halls and getting catcalled by a few boys. “Looking hot, Weasley!” One of them yells. Behind her, Fred and George start doing ridiculous poses, blowing kisses to the unsuspecting boys.
“I know,” they say in unison.
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