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Whole ep was great but can I point something out rq

When 4 mentioned the romance genre thing again here watch what Mario does

He knows. And surely glitch knows too

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Tari tries to catch her girlfriend and falls over

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Thank you to @baguettebuthyper for editing this into a video! Editing by them. Art & Concept by myself. ...PV is sincerely not ok.

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do u think were soulmates in every universe

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WOW bive!! did you just eat my forever weed brownie??

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gayass wet beast

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REQUESTS?!?!? wainlock . pease pease im starving pease

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guns, love, and testosterone

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Hammerlock, thinking: Oh. It's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Hammerlock, still thinking, but now also looking at Wainwright sleeping by his side: Oh, how sweetly and soundly he's sleeping! Must... cuddl..e...... Hammerlock, thinking more still: No, no, categorically not! His alarm won't ring for hours yet! I cannot possibly ruin his rest! Hammerlock, thinking yet more still, and shaking like a wet skag: Must.... not...... touch. Must not.... touch. Wainwright, eyes still closed: I can feel you movin' around, y'know.

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Ace Alastor Week Day 2: QPR

Co parenting Headcanons be upon ye!!! *throws this at you*

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Ace Alastor Week Day 4: Date Night

Movie Night!

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The sillies

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Honestly, seeing someone going around being so pissy about this Blog's AU with SMG1 and 2's relationship being father and son is extremely funny to me.

I already said multiple times this is an AU and has it's own Lore and canon, you obviously won't take it to be the shows actual canon lore and current story. SMG2 in my POV is one of those Ageless characters who present themselves as a child, an example are (in game) cuphead and mugman. But just like them, SMG2 is more than capable of snapping necks if they so wish to lol

SMG2 being a child here doesn't mean they're a vulnerable little baby who needs protection, SMG2 is more than self aware with their own traumas and issues to deal with, I don't look down on SMG2 because of my interpretation of them, plus the other person who helps me run this blog is the biggest SMG2 fan I know, it would've been really mad at me if I made SMG2 a poor little baby, plus it takes care of SMG2's responses in the blog.

And about ages, honestly, none of the SMGs have ages, which is why I say "Ageless character", I do agree on SMG1 being in their early to late 40's, that honestly makes a lot of sense to his character (in my AU they would be in late 30's but I still agree on that part)

Plus I don't think any of the SMGs have any actual ages, you may use as info the "SMG4's search history" episode, but Wednesday episodes are not counted as canon and you shouldn't take any of them as canon, those are just jokes and there are rare examples where they're actually tied up to canon, those being during IGBP and WOTFI 2023

And about Bob's age, honestly, it would depend on what you believe, I don't believe in the 5.000 years old thing, in Mario Babies, Bob appears to be a teen/pre-teen while Wario and Waluigi were little kids, then later on, he claims to be 500, now there was that "5.000 years ago" flasback, which in my opinion feels more like an antecessor than Bob himself. But bob could easily be lying his age to appear cooler and wiser on what he says, which is not out of character for him. He could be on late 30's to early 40's easily. Which would make sense for him and way he acts

But at the end of the day, as I said, the Blog has it's own AU and I made that clear multiple times, you are more than free to disagree and just move on instead of calling me "son of a bitch" and threatening of blocking me, which honestly, you should have done that a long time ago and be mature in this situation from the start instead of crying about it on the internet.

Jus block and move on, I'm not telling you to take the stuff we post here as canon or like it, you're free to disagree with me, just don't be a baby about it.

Genuinely, I don't see what you're trying to prove acting like that.

- Genuinely, Lawrie 🟦

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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Request: smg3 wears a cat suit

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please steve just one day of peace

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bive doesn't trust the flowers, but since split seems to like them, she guesses they are okay