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Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

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When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

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Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

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appreciatinge some dirt today

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to the assholes who said that i couldnt do it

u were right  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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snail as old as slime

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some nerd: hey do u know how to read 

 me (cool and has a skateboard): no

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You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

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the walking dad

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in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

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stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

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me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

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