I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"
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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
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It's end of May, yall know what that means
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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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3…2…1… HAPPY SODOMY!!!!
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No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.
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no cops at pride just jadzia dax and her bat'leth
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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made
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