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ONE MORE DAY

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live action pjo adaptations will never capture clarisse’s gnc swag. sorry

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the hunger games establishes very effectively that president snow the leader of a fascist nation propped up by colonial exploitation and reality tv is understandably not just regular evil but specifically a megalomaniac gay stunt queen villain president. likely thing to happen. however the prequel adds depth and intrigue to his character by revealing that he is actually a megalomaniac bisexual villain. fascinating stuff

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snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

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me when i think i see the pattern:

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Imagine living in the Succverse and it’s announced that the weirdo from the Congressional hearing who is obviously having an affair with his assistant is taking over one of the most influential megacorporations in the world. Do you think the general public has forgotten “You can’t make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs”?

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you chop off a leg and cauterize the wound with an axe ONE TIME and suddenly you're the town obgyn 😒

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i really hope coach survives and then the rescue ride home is just incredibly awkward for everybody

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final succession scene

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rome is free (by choice)

ken is free (against his will)

shiv is not free (by choice)

con is waiting to find out if a fascist won the presidency so he can learn if he’ll be moving to slovenia or not (?????)

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i’d like to give a shoutout to the other succession characters, who will now and forever be remembered as the guys that lost to fucking tom wambsgans

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ewan and greg

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a second tom wambsgans has hit the roy siblings.

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kendall what were YOU doing at the stewy kissing guys on molly incidents