touch me while your bros play team fortress - taylor swift if she was awesome
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i have eaten so many failed ‘I’ pretzels that i have a tummy ache
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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”
–Sabjorn
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thinking about that one video
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You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille's are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it's an ㅇ.
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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Yknow what they say. Cayenne pepper is the spice of life
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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