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cows: look at this tiny cow is he okay?

dog: these big dogs are pretty cool

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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I hope someday, you feel this much pain. Sorry? Was that dramatic? Because I don't fucking care.

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5 stages

And I'm going through them. All fucked up and backwards. And I'm somehow isolating myself from everyone in my life and I'm so angry and sad about it. And sure I'm okay 5 or 6 hours at a time but then I see something that reminds me of you and it starts all over again. Because all I want to do is send you some stupid fucking picture that I know would make you smile. Why can't I just stop and be okay? I feel like I'm spiraling out of control. someone help. But everyone says just be okay. So it's fine. I'm good. I'm smiling and I'm happy and I'm living life and everything is great. :)

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Stoat appreciation post. Coz they so cute.

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I had enough internet yesterday when I saw an explanation of why poop is called poop. Do you know why? DO YOU? Because your moUTH MAKES THE SAME MOTION AS YOUR ANUS DOES WHEN YOU POOOOOPPP.

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dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists: Um...

Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

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i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

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in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." —F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)

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Ignorance. Usually seen on my twitter timeline.

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Hate me for posting this I don't care. I feel pretty so fuck what people say!

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"Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice" was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline."