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My favorite bloody psychopathic pretty boys.

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I might be attracted to psychopaths, but to be fair look at them!

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“I loved the stuff with Eleven in the grocery store aisle and we’re sitting down and I’m telling her about love and stuff,” he said. “And in that scene, I got to explore awkwardness and just be funny. That was fun. And it’s the first season where Mike got to flex that muscle and show that he’s a weird, funny, awkward dude. And the Duffers loved it and were like, ‘Just say more, say more.’ And so some of the stuff in that scene was improvised.” - Finn Wolfhard

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just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

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  Spider-Man Cast on Spoilers & Avengers: Endgame | Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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Actual 10 year olds - 9-1-1 s01e03

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sorry what

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Do not let them consume you. They don’t define who you are.

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And award for the best character development ever goes to…

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Things That Happened On My First Day At Target

-Sold lingerie to an eighty year old woman

-Got a free salted caramel frappacino from the suspectedly gay barista, Parker

-Sold a bra to the mom of a sixteen year old girl who was cringing the entire time

-Had a very engaging conversation with a three year old boy about colors. We both like blue.

-Served an old woman who I thought had an impressive mustache, but it was just nose hair

-Watched her and two other women with her get trapped between two sets of automatic doors because they did not understand how to open them. How they got through the first set, I still do not know.

-Sold fifteen gallons of kitty litter to a soccer mom who refused to break eye contact

-Got a second free starbucks drink. This one was a pumpkin pie one that wasn’t even on the menu. I like this barista man.

-Gave dozens of children stickers. Several of them squealed when they got them. This is the best part of my job.

-Sold an old man $200 of furniture and got him to sign up for a Target credit card. Before he finished the last step, he turned and walked away with his cart without a word.

-He still hadn’t paid. I called him back and he apologized, saying “sorry, sometimes my diabetes makes me do that.” He didn’t finish getting the card.

-A woman came up with $220 of items. After a wad of coupons and a stack of free gift cards from other promotions, her total went down to $55. I want her to teach me. 

-Saw a girl skipping down the aisle in what can only be described as a pink princess fairy wedding dress. She was filled with happiness and if I hadn’t been on the clock I would have taken her. At the very least, I want that outfit for my own.

-Got approached by a large man named Jason. He told me not to steal. I will take this advice to heart. 

-Met a woman referred to only as The Cat Lady. She asked if I wanted her to buy me a keychain from Ross. I told her I had no keys. She nodded solemnly and walked away, whispering their exact location inside Ross, just in case.

-Got called into the HR Head’s office at the end of my shift. I was expecting to be yelled at for some reason. She and another lead showered me in compliments for ten minutes straight, saying a lot of managers had been saying great things about me all day. Not what I expected, but I’ll take it.

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I lowkey wouldn’t mind if this is how my future SO proposed.

crusty

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