i so desperately want “razor rex” ie the person presenting themself to be razor rex to be principal pleezdoo bc 1. i still think about isabels “i know who you are” speech and how it HAS to have relevance beyond “hahaha isabel got the wrong person and tackled the principal” and 2. razor rex is this giant hulking creature and principal pleezdoo is half the size of a 7th grader and i think thats hilarious
objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)