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Happy Pride! Going to do some other pronouns soon 

Buy as a sticker–> x x

Buy as a T-shirt–> x

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some people think it’s a lil weird that I have a saltwater reef tank but y’all should see how excited my clownfish get when they see me

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Tiny shell babey

a hermit crab pokemon that uses the ball you catch it in as its shell with varying def/spdef and secondary typing based on what ball it is

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the great thing about izuku midoriya is. he is just vibrating with indescribable energy. at all times he is the way i am after seven cups of coffee. he is always inhabited by the kind of manic drive that most people only glance at during a life-changing nervous breakdown in middle school. the only thing tethering him to this world and preventing him from flinging himself straight into the sun is probably his love for his mom. he is unrestrained by concepts like “pain” or “reality”. this little man has never met a lick of common sense in his life. when all might inevitably dies of old age izuku will physically transport himself and successfully fistfight god for his soul

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all anyone on this site cares about is party rockin and isopods 😑

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Stop vagueing my fucking brain like this

the joys of adhd

-”do this please” okay **fifteen minutes later** “did you do it??” what?

-*picks up phone to look at time* hm let’s unlock it to look at the time even tho its on the lock screen *unlocks phone and starts opening and closing random apps* *puts down phone* what time is it?

-i have three days to do this essay, gonna get it done on time! *spends two free days scrolling through social media and chatrooms* oh sht oh sht oh sht oh sht

-”CAN YOU STOP CRACKING YOUR KNUCKLES??????”

-”why are you picking at your lips/fingers/scabs?” i dont know “why not” i just dont okay?? “why dont you know??” and so on

-WHY AM I NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS OMG IM SO DUMB AND I CANT ASK FOR HELP BC THEY’LL EXPLAIN IT SEVENTY MILLION TIMES AND I STILL WONT GET IT I DONT WANNA BE A BURDEN 

-*wakes up at 3 am* GOTTA GET MY wHOLE FCKIN LIFE TOGETHER LETS DO THIS THING!!!!!! *aggressively cleans room/house*

-*internally, sometimes out loud if alone* okay hon, let’s stop procrastinating, we need to do this this and this if you want to keep your grades up/it’s alright, stop freaking out, it’s all gonna be fine, okay?/you need to make sure to do this before bed bc you’re not gonna want to do it tomorrow. “okay, i’ll do it later.” no, let’s do it now, trust me it’s better. “okay…”

-”TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN, YOU’RE GONNA GO DEAF!!”

-I WANT TO DO ALL THE THINGS !!!

-I dont want to do anything…

-Am i being annoying? “no” are you sure? 

-BRAIN ISTG IF YOU DONT SHUT UP

-*thinking about event that happened weeks, months, or even years ago* oh my god i was such an idiot/why did i do that???/oh my god they probably hate me for that

-omg i hurt you didnt i?? “no, how would you have hurt me?” i dont know, i just know i did!! 

-apologizing too much

-leg bouncing

-hyperfixation/moments of intense passion followed by a period of disinterest

feel free to add, i want ppl to know what it’s like living with this little demon in the back of your mind

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a soul:

Me:

Giratina on a string

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What's up gamers my time-blindness is slowly ruining my life

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glug glug I'm one hydrated bitch this month

It’s pride month and I hope y'all drank your

Respecting lesbians juice

Respecting bisexuals who date men juice

Respecting bisexuals who are men juice

Respecting the right of bi and pan (and other multiple attraction) people to choose their own label juice

Respecting ace-spec and aro-spec people juice

Respecting intersex people’s decision to identify as LGBT+ or not juice

Respecting trans people who don’t/can’t transition juice

Respecting people who use the queer label juice

Respecting nonbinary people juice

Respecting they/them pronouns and neopronouns juice

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The creator of Why Do We Have Hands: Rat Edition, proudly presents Why Do We Have Hands: Gay Rat Edition

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Hmm sarcastic fringehead is valid but polychaetes are NOT

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

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Behold, his majesty

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Shy baby. Still a terrible eater despite my best efforts. :/

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I want everyone to know that for a good ten seconds I thought this read "worms my heart" and I honestly just felt like nothing was wrong with that sentence

It fucking warms my heart to see so much bi and ace inclusion already this pride month!! Yall are wonderful

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Turts !!

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Charmeleon Morphs

guess this means I’m doing Wartortles too…

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Jeander

do i look like i know what a “jender” is