welcometohale

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The taste of strawberry under my tongue

stuck in my throat

cloying, artificial

Threatens to cradle me through the dark

Promises to introduce me to everyone I left behind

heavy lidded, sweated skin

I want it to take me, take me

Counting down, down. Or up?

It doesn't want me

Cold shoulder, wide eyes, blue light

Leave me here

Body found at dawn

#have i posted this one before #i dont remember #oh well have it again lol #hale poems #im posting this instead of working on my portfolio thats due at midnight teehee

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U guys think I could write a thesis on bjs personality change post vs pre mustache??

#personally I think I could #and I would get to study him in lab conditions #like a bug under a magnifying glass #mash #bj hunnicutt

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College is a weird place because you can sit in the middle of the road taking pictures of the sky at 11pm and the car that drives by will not give a singular fuck

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Reblog if you would kiss Arcade Israel Gannon with tongue

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I’ve spent the past 24 hours researching various states in the eastern United States to figure out where to continue this incredible journey we call life, and all I can say is: will a rich man or tall cowboy PLEASE just marry me and make me your housewife because goddamn

#hale vents #RAHHHHHH #I want to leave here but I don’t want to leave the place I grew up #but I’ll get lynched if I stay or if I move to a surrounding area #but the northeast is scary and they won’t like my accent or whatever also it’s expensive #and the Midwest will also murder me for existing #and the west coast is Not for me (I’m so sorry) #guess I’ll live in my moms basement forever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

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Someone give my baby proper vacations, please.

#there is something so wrong with me #this had me kicking my feet in the air and twirling the phone cord #I have to go.

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... I am confused about what exactly is going on here but, HEY! Not judging.

#I think this is one of my favorite fights because of the sound Leon’s head makes on the metal pipe 🥰 #godbless🫡🫡 #also yea whatever the fuck this is

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hey sexy⋆｡°✩

#this is my wife’s best friend and also her other best friends husband #muah #this bad boy can fit so much trauma #I need to study him in a lab setting

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duality of man

#NUCLEAR WAR BABEY #it’s fallout 2 btw

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"Innocent people are being poisoned and used as weapons. Whoever's doing that has no soul. And if we wanna stop them, we can't afford to think about being numb, or souls, or any of that shit. At least I can't."

#hello everybody this is my gorgeous gorgeous wife #I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO MEET NICOLE AND NICK GUYS #SHOULD I

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Arcade Gannon is SUCH pookie vibes

#saw a tiktok of him in Caesar’s armor #screaming “you activated archimedes #he’s so silly goofy #I want him #arcade Gannon

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Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

#I’m going to think about this every goddamn night

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#that is a dresser #chest of drawers is just pretentious #how long have your parents been upper middle class?

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

#I used to read a book series about a girl going through preteen ages #each book was a year of her life at a different age #from I think 10 to 14 #I remember being like 10 or 12 or something and reading the 13 one #I wanted to be her age #she seemed so much older #she had a boyfriend and was kissing him #and I’ll occasionally re read them #and she’s so young now #she’s just a baby #I now feel parental towards her #if you know the series I’m talking about without any other details I’ll give you a kiss on the mouth #anyway think I’ll poem about this one lads

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My mind has been taken over by resident evil yuri

#RESIDENT EVIL YURI!!!!!

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serennedy to too sweet by hozier 🫡

#I’d like 2 be held