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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

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When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

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me if i was a dragon: okay so you slayed me

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to all my trans mascs:

who have many other gender identities

who identify as lesbian

who are nonbinary

who are binary

who are feminine

who are masculine

who don’t fit into the stereotypical idea of trans masc (eg. tons of masc traits and instead have fem traits)

who love being feminine

who love being masculine

who are androgynous

who are genderfluid

who are aspec

who are allosexual

who are bisexual

who are straight

who are poc

who are chubby

who are fat

who plan on transitioning/or have already done so

who don’t want to transition

who kept their birth names

who changed their names to something different than their birth name

who are neurodivergent

who are disabled

who are deaf/blind (was originally dead by accident but hey if ur transmasc and dead shoutout to u)

who are wheelchair users

who use canes

SHOUT OUT ALL TRANS MASC!!!

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petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

#the dude catalogues #thats just my tumblr

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

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I love you trans people.

I love you intersex people.

I love you ace people.

I love you aromantic people.

I love you gender fluid people.

I love you non-binary people.

I love you lesbians.

I love you gays.

I love you bisexuals.

I love every single one of you queer people on here.

(Except TERFs since you don’t believe in my human rights.)

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest