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it really is so uncomfortable being a trans man in cis centric conversations of feminism. I just wonder. do they know about people like me? do they care? if I brought it up to them, how would they react? Do they expect me to be their human shield?

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For the love of god stop

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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

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This is so real

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

#afraid of a testicular typo? you could never survive as a court jester..

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He chose the one physical characteristic I am consistently complimented on.

I am... baffled.

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

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mom just looked at us with the most earnest expression and said "is it okay if i say i'm trans-parent"

#fdljkdsjfs #chaos chitters

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How does a Dracula smell?

#i thuoght you meant like. what he smells like

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it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

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#prev that sounds so fucking awespme... .

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sorry anyone who has ever included me in a groupchat and i have the presence of some guy stood alone in the corner at a party staring into a red solo cup. which is coincidentally exactly what i do at parties

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I need 50 hour days with no added responsibility per day. I think that would really help