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Logan has clap lights. And is a sub. King that isn't gonna work out how you want it to.

who's the funniest option for "dom spanks logan's ass and the light's switch off." my money's on virgil (snark) or patton (terrible pun)

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AKDJDKSJFJGKL HHHHHH THIS IS. THIS IS STUNNINGLY HOT AAAAHH

all pealing thunder

Logan and Virgil put on a show.

Pairing: analogical focus, background LAMP

Word count: 2083

Warnings: exhibitionism, semi-public sex

Notes: the long awaited second chapter of this fic (sorry alskdjakljd) featuring some very spicy analogical

thank you to @trivia-goddess for beta-reading!

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Hhhhhhhhhhh 😍😳🔥

drag my teeth across your chest

Logan goes on a run.

Pairing: Romantic LAMP

Word count: 3551

Warnings: maybe like… a hint of infidelity kink but no actual infidelity and it’s like one joke, pursuit/take down/capture play, little bit of objectification kink,

Notes: part of my Love and Other Fairytales verse, most of which is sfw and can be found on my sfw blog @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors, with the rest of the smut fics here

the title is from Howl by Florence + The Machine

thank you to @star-tied for beta-reading!

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when i say id fuck a character i dont mean it literally. would i have Thee sex? no absolutely not. its spiritual. its about the vibes. its vibesex. come on ppl

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Aaaaahhh this is so good!!

Blinded

Ship: Logan/Virgil/Remus/Janus 

Warnings: slight exhaustion, crying (not out of sadness or pain) during sex

Kink List: bondage, blindfolds, servicing

Word Count: 3185

Excerpt: “Just take a deep breath,” Janus’ voice in Logan’s ear sends shivers down his spine, and he feels like he’s sinking into the sound in a way he’s never felt in his life. Can a tone sound like comfort? “There’s a good boy, you’re doing so well already.” 

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Night Our Feet Tread

Roman has an excellent idea, and after some initial hesitation, Virgil is only too happy to oblige him.

Pairing: romantic prinxiety

Word count: 3976

Warnings: degradation kink, sorta drugged sex, blood play

Notes: sequel to Faith Our Only Anchor (which is sfw and from my main, @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors) AKA the vamp smut i’ve been planning for more than a year. title is another dracula quote

Trans roman RIGHTS

thank you to @star-tied for beta reading this! many kiss mwah

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Oooh I love this!!

Mildly Drunken Confessions

For the prompt: Send me your tropes and a ship, I’ll write them!

Ship: Prinxiety

Warnings: Drinking, alcohol, sex under the influence of alcohol

Trope: Sudden confessions

Word Count: 1737

Plot: Roman’s been holding onto a secret for a few years too long. 

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Hhhhhhh oh my GOODNESS 🔥🔥🔥

“If I have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for the next week." with brat roman and tamer janus? bonus points for jan being somehow monsterous and keeping his word (and fretting over roman for it) -w

Bratty Roman is the best Roman

Roman normally would have a problem with being kidnapped, but as he watched the forest pass him by, he had to wonder if he was the real target. The charming dragon man steering the carriage kept telling him to stay calm, this was all part of the spider witch's plan and he was safe. That didn't stop him from complaining constantly.

"Janus!" Roman groaned and threw his head back against the carriage wall, "My foot is asleep and I'm bored! Can we stop for a while?"

"No, dear Prince, we'll be there in an hour," Janus sighed forlornly, not looking back, "Now hush—I have permission to do whatever I have to in order to get you to your lover."

"Lover?" Roman questioned and crawled behind him, wrapping his arms around the dragon's shoulders, "Darling I don't have one, I have refined tastes in men."

"Prince Remus—" Janus gasped as Roman ran his hands down his chest.

"I'm Roman, your prince is in another castle."

"What?" Janus snapped, not slowing down, "And you didn't think to mention that detail before we left?!"

"Why would I? It's not everyday I get kidnapped by a dashing rogue. Imagine my disappointment when you told me you were merely delivering me to someone else!"

"When we reach the castle I will arrange for your safe return home," Janus huffed, ignoring the burning under his skin where the prince dared to touch. He could smell the prince's earthy scent mixed with desire, it was intoxicating and hard to ignore, much like his complaining.

"I don't want to return home. And you owe me for this mix up—and I know just how you can repay me," Roman pouted and palmed Janus' crotch, "I would love to see how you look underneath me."

"If I have to pull over, you won't be able to walk for the next week," Janus hissed.

"Is that a promise, beautiful?" Roman purred and pressed a kiss to his neck. Janus growled and guided the carriage off the road, and stilling the horses.

"Get. Out." he ordered with an edge to his voice. Roman obeyed and climbed out of the carriage while Janus tied up the horses. He was excited, not many people could say that they subdued a dragon this way!

That thought flew out the window when Janus stormed up to him and slammed him against a tree, pressing both covered cocks against his ass.

"Janus—?" Roman gasped as a clawed hand wrapped around his throat.

"Hush, little prince," Janus growled next to his ear, "you knew this would happen. A nagging brat like you wants to know what it's like to fuck an angry dragon? You'll never forget it!"

"Janus!" Roman gasped, his hard cock pressed against the rough bark.

"Let's see if elasticity is a family trait," Janus jeered and used his free hand to pull Roman's pants down to his knees. Roman let out a desperate moan as the cool air hit his skin.

"Unless you tell me to stop, you're not going to make a sound, Highness," Janus hissed and licked his jaw. It was a pleasurable distraction for Roman, that forked tongue mixed with Janus' warm breath. He couldn't find it in himself to fight back, even when Janus thrust two fingers in his tight ass.

"You're already loose," Janus purred and added a third finger, pumping in and out of the prince roughly. Poor Roman swore he was going to break his jaw as he fought back his voice.

"When I'm done with you, you'll keep that pretty mouth shut instead of bitching about minor inconveniences," Janus snarled and added a fourth finger. Roman's eyes went wide and his jaw dropped in a silent scream. He loved the stretch and hoped Janus would stretch him more.

"I can't wait to stuff you with my cocks and teach you a lesson about testing a dragon!" Janus growled and removed his fingers. Roman fought the urge to whine as Janus undid his pants and freed his cocks.

Roman had no warning when Janus rammed into him. He screamed as two thick dragon cocks slammed into his prostate, filling him and stretching him further than he thought possible.

Janus squeezed his throat as a warning and pounded into Roman furiously, causing the prince's dick to grind against the tree. Roman bit his lip and threw his head back, getting more than he bargained for and loving it.

"So tight!! Janus hissed and let go of Roman's throat in favor of clawing his chest, quite literally, "Such a shame that this perfect hole is part of a whiny little bitch!"

Roman's cock throbbed, sore and red and ready to burst. He loved the burn and the fire in his veins. He was oozing precum as Janus' balls smacked his own. He couldn't hold on.

He squeezed his eyes shut and came, splattering his torn shirt and the tree with his cum. Even though he was shaking and clamping down on the pair of cocks filling him, Janus didn't slow.

Roman knew he would be sore later, but he didn't care. All he could think about was the pleasure coursing through him with each brutal thrust—Janus growling in his ear and degrading him—Janus using his pert ass to get off no more how many times Roman came.

Roman couldn't tell how much time had passed, how many times he came, all he knew was that he adored the rush of dragon seed filling him as Janus slowed down.

"Shit," the dragon hissed when he pulled out. Roman's ass was bruised and he was littered with scratches. His legs were trembling and Janus knew he overdid it.

"I'm sorry, Prince Roman," Janus sighed and scooped him up bridal-style, "Are you alright?"

"You stopped," Roman pouted up at him, "And not once did you say my name. Is my butt not memorable?"

"There's such a thing as too much, Prince Roman. Let's get you cleaned up and ready to go home."

"But I don't want to go home. I want to stay with you. After that kind of romp, do you really expect me to want to return to lonely monotony?"

"If you stay with me you'll have to contend with the spider witch, and if luck is on their side, your brother."

"As long as you'll be there I will be," Roman said with an air of finality and kissed Janus' cheek. Janus flushed under his scales and shook his head.

"Then we ought not waste any more time."

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Aaahh this is so soft!!

One Day, One Week, One Forever

For the meme: Send me a trope and a ship and I’ll write you a fic!

Ship: Logince

Trope: Make-Up after a break-up sex.

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2849

Plot: Logan is very sure that people need space after a break-up, he missed the part where at some point he should probably go back

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Aaaaahhh this is fantastic!!

Make Me

Ship: Logince

Word Count: 2421

Warnings: None. 

Plot: Roman has no desire to let his flatmate work himself to death.

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Aaaaahhh this is so cute!!!!

Mutual and Unresolved Affection

Send me your tropes and I’ll write u a fic cos we need more fluff.

Ship: Anxceit

Word Count: 5427 

Warnings: Alcohol mention! 

Kink List: Losing virginity (?), Accidental arousal.

Trope List: There Was Only One Bed, Mutual Pining.

Plot: Virgil doesn’t like New York City, but he does like Janus, and now he’s got to spend seven days in the same bed as him.

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My Oh My

For the song meme: send me a number and a ship and I’ll correspond it to a song on my playlist. 

Number: 6: My Oh My - Camila Cabello ft DaBaby

Ship: Intruality 

Warnings: Slight intoxication

Kink List: Come eating right at the end there. 

Word Count: 1345

Plot: Patton manages to hook up with his ex’s brother who also has a hell of a reputation. 

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Feeling Safe

For the Song Prompt: Send me a number and a ship, and I’ll correspond the number to a song on that playlist.

Ship: Dukemile

Number: 8 // Shelter - Finneas

Warnings: Mentions of past not so good partners

Kink List: This is vanilla I think

Word Count: 2290

Plot: Remus had never really felt safe with someone before, he’ll have to get used to that.

“There’s no one else, could ever hold me like you do

There’s nowhere else, that I'd rather be than with you

They call us lucky, but I think we might be cursed

‘Cause the way you love me,

I could drink the river dry and still die of thirst.”

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KLSKDJFLSHFLGJKL omg i LOVE this!!!!!

Could I plz request stronk!Remus being able to pick up his partner (Virgil, or you can pick who) while fucking them?

Hi I'm alive! Please reblog the version with the links as per usual

This features werewolf Remus and Frankenstein's monster Virgil :3

#nsfs remus #nsfs virgil #nsfs dukexiety

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Aaaaaahhh oh my gosh this is fantastic!

Sorry That Wasn’t For You

Ship: Prinxiety

Warnings: Unsolicited nudes (accidentally) 

Kink List: Nudes, phone sex. 

Word Count: 2217

Plot: Virgil sends nudes to the wrong person and it unlocks an interesting discussion with his best friend. 

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Bite

Ship: Analogical 

Warnings: Non-consensual drugging, sort of. 

Kink List: Monsters, biting, power dynamics. 

Word Count: 1214

Plot: Logan accidentally discovers his flatmate isn’t human, and things take an interesting turn in his plea to make Virgil understand he is utterly unafraid of him

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Brat!Logan is SO good and also *taps blog title* of course the ending is cute, I am incapable of writing horny without the tender!

planets align when i touch you

A/N: listen after seeing Logan’s skirt look, I felt compelled to write something. and then somehow I got like 3k of analogical friends with benefits to lovers speedrun that swings wildly between tender and horny. also Logan’s hips do NOT lie lemme tell you. massive thank you to @star-tied for beta-ing!! title is taken from “Stars In The Sky” by Phora and Jhené Aiko

Warnings: Mutual Pining, Gay Panic, Brat!Logan, Sub!Logan, Dom!Virgil, Teasing, Groping, Neck Kissing, Grinding, Clothed Sex, Kissing, Making Out, Marking, Oral Sex/Rimming, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Love Confessions/Declarations Of Love

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It had started out completely innocently. Well, completely innocently on Virgil’s part, at least. The sides had been doing some skirt photoshoots, and Logan had asked Virgil to take pictures of him. And Logan… Logan was gorgeous. The velvety blue pencil skirt (that Virgil wanted to reach out and touch and then some), the waistcoat with swirling designs, the button up and tie, and the new glasses… Virgil was extremely, verifiably gay.

“Do you think those will suffice?” Logan asked, snapping Virgil out of his (very gay) thoughts.

“Uh… yeah, sure. Maybe we could do a shot of you with your legs not so far apart? Show off the pencil skirt, y’know?” Virgil suggested, and in response Logan’s eyes took on a glint that made Virgil’s throat go dry. He got the feeling he was about to regret his suggestion… or perhaps enjoy it far too much for a friendly photoshoot. Logan moved closer to the stairs, and Virgil could have been imagining things, but his hips seemed to be subtly swaying as he moved. Virgil swallowed nervously, and Logan’s eyes seemed to follow the movement of his throat, but he didn’t say anything, and instead posed with one arm behind his back, another hand resting on the frame of his glasses as if he were adjusting them. Virgil quickly snapped a few pictures, but he admittedly was focused a bit more on the curve of Logan’s ass than the quality of the shots. Logan shifted again, and yep- he had definitely rolled his hips slightly.

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