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how?? just how?
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I wish i were hotter and could post my tits on the internet
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Do you wanna gag on my lebanese goop juice?
Sure I'll try anything once
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Both but also the lack of thighs
Have you seen Bill Green from Big City Greens?
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The vibes are there but im not into the style
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"Dude, when you said your sperm was potent I didn't think you REALLY meant THIS potent-"
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Whoever Joshua is im naming my first child after you
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Hosting a cum fundraiser
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Have you seen Bill Green from Big City Greens?
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The vibes are there but im not into the style
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Cow sliding down a hill
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Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."
Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."
You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.
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I think I just need a massive breakdown I think it would help like a lot
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Bears aren't werewolves!!
Is there a reddit for werewolves
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