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[wereyounaughtyornice]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) howdily doodly touch my stroodle

"I'll have to pass."

[wereyounaughtyornice]

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"…"

#((i-i wh at))

[wereyounaughtyornice]

"Just because I'm a leader doesn't mean my sense of humor is completely dead."

"Ain't I a stinker?"

#laying down them sick burns mother fuckers

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"Well Patty, unlike your medical degree, everything about me is real."

#buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

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"Then I suggest you take your own advice." She gets up, heels in hand and walks to the door but not before facing Patty with a little smirk, "Doctors orders."

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She furrows her brows, "Honestly Patty, a little work never hurt anyone." she whispers under her breather, "And you wonder why I still send you to your room..."

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"I suppose it's not, no. Though I do wish you'd start acting your age and stop slacking off so often and spending work time rolling on a chair."

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Pinches the bridge of her nose, "Not surprised about that either. You're truly a person of simple pleasures aren't you, Patty?"

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"I wish I could say I'm surprised but I'm not."

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Rubs her temples, "So you're telling me you went to town on yourself and your legs went numb?"

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She rolls her eyes, "Thank you for your oh so insightful input, Patty." She focuses on her now and raises a brow, "Why are you rolling around in an office chair?"

#((laugh hysterically))

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"Sometimes I wonder why I voluntarily sacrifice comfort for fashion..."

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"Not unless you did something wrong or you just want to mess with me. Which one is it?"

"Nothing! I can’t do something nice for ya?"

#u better not have broken any of my stuff i s2g

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Christmas was honestly starving having pulled an all nighter and had forgotten to eat, but she wasn't sure if she could even trust patty or the sandwich.

She stared at the sandwich for a long time before finally bringing it close to her mouth and smelling it.

"Patty, what did you put in this sandwich?"

She grinned, waiting for her to eat the cucumber sandwich.

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Christmas looked at the sandwich and then back to Patty. Trying to decide if she was going to take it or not, she decided to take it.

"Um... thank you?" she raised a brow, it was clear she was very suspicious.

"Yeah," she pulled out a sandwich from behind her back. “Here!"

[wereyounaughtyornice]

"Hey Christmas, I made ya something." - giddylittlegigan

"Hm? You made me something?" She's very nervous to ask but she does anyway, "What is it?"

[wereyounaughtyornice]

Dare: Walk around all day (Or until you can't take it.) with a bullet vibrator set at low in your cootch.

Hm.

#//consider done hEHEHEHE