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it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.

like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")

gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)

generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"

giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa

hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)

just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you

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“zara kept me engaged, and not just because she’s a hot goth.”

“attractive bard teacher.”

emily axford is speaking through fig for sapphics everywhere and i thank her for that.

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Daily reminder to you all that Sandra Lynn was a 17-18 year old highschool graduate manipulated by an older adventurer in a position of power over her. Something that left her with lasting trauma that heavily impacts her interpersonal relationships to this day. Bobby and/or Pamela are not an example of her "baffling taste" or of her "messiness" they are the direct cause of her trauma. Thank you.

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truly no one has taken the kipperlily hate to heart as strong as adaine. she doesn't want to just kill kipperlily, she wants that girl's ego destroyed

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they look like this I think .

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was a big day for me

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ep 15 of fhjy wont phase me brennan lee mulligan, you have yet to face the true power of the Delulu™

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been a moment since I did one of these! ♡ (part one, part two, part three)

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*restraining the other contents of the episode in a closet behind me* haha anyway. Sandra Lynn and Sklonda are best friends you guys, they go out for drinks. She's told her about her tragic backstory. They talk about their kids. They're besties

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all of tumblr right now:

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so iconic and real of adaine “i killed my dad and if it weren’t inconvenient i’d kill my mom too” abernant to just be like wow kipperlilly if you care about being boring that much just kill your parents :/

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hey guys! do you think after her and tracker broke up, kristen thought she’d have to leave mordred? do you think she got out a half explanation to jawbone that he didn’t understand and assumed meant that she’d be gone for the evening, not forever? do you think adaine or fig walked in on her packing? do you think she cried because she didn’t want to have to go back to her parents but she didn’t want to bother fabian or riz and sandra lynn had to try and explain that she wasn’t there because of tracker, she was there because they loved her?

do you think that might have been the first time a parent figure told kristen that since she left home?

#this hurts like a motherfucker

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POV your client shows up at your job with his German Shepard friend to attack ur balls

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wink!!!! bardic inspo!! >_o!

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fig eep 💤

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So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???