I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
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me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
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me: *about to cry*
friend: are u ok?
me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
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