whatevenisosha

[whatevenisosha]

Stella proceeds to try and face herself to approximately where the presence is. “Er, yes. I am very new. Just got here, in fact.” Stella confessed, worry clear on her face. “Who... Might you be? Are you a violation?” She asked back, rubbing her sleeve nervously.

Hmm. Hello. - @horrorosha

Stella took a moment to register the voice and analyze what exactly it was, but soon enough, she musters up enough courage to reply.

“Uhm, yes, hello?” She called out towards the entity, her voice meek and barely audible enough to be heard by the other party.

[whatevenisosha]

Stella - say it with me now - flinches as she sees her coworker eat an entire creature whole as a snake. She shuddered as she felt him start to slither up and coil around her arm, but she decides to just chuckle a little to offset the bizarreness. “God, I need to get used to this...” She mutters to herself as she follows the belongings, traveling as carefully as she could.

(@metempsychosis-osha)

A 20 year old male stands in the halls. He's bored, and looking around. He spots the intern, and gives them a half-hearted wave

The younger intern, a fresh 19 year old, sees the male see him, and freezes up like a deer in headlights. The other can see how... Unkempt his attire is. His white shirt has multiple ruffles, he didn't put his tie on right, and he's trying to hold a few too many files at once. He attempts to return the wave, but that just ends up with him narrowly dropping his belongings. "Ah jeez..." He mutters, standing in place.

[whatevenisosha]

Stella tilts her head briefly as she hears that. ‘Currently’. A rather odd way to describe himself... And then she realizes she does the same thing. Maybe it’s a gender kinda deal, like how she does it.

As soon as she’s about to ask that question, however, she would soon see the cat-sized abomination and jump, shrieking as she sees it come closer. It was on fire for fucks sake! How was it even alive?!

Once again, the poor girl was basically trapped in silence as Tyler fully explains things, her mouth agape all the way. Soon enough she clears her throat and composes herself, pushing her glasses up and nodding. “Right. So, magic, ghosts, powers, and now... Monsters.” She concludes, running a hand through her hair as she mutters, “I thought OSHA was the boring option...”

(@metempsychosis-osha)

A 20 year old male stands in the halls. He's bored, and looking around. He spots the intern, and gives them a half-hearted wave

The younger intern, a fresh 19 year old, sees the male see him, and freezes up like a deer in headlights. The other can see how... Unkempt his attire is. His white shirt has multiple ruffles, he didn't put his tie on right, and he's trying to hold a few too many files at once. He attempts to return the wave, but that just ends up with him narrowly dropping his belongings. "Ah jeez..." He mutters, standing in place.

[whatevenisosha]

Stella has almost no response to this, her eyes widening from the sudden info dump. Is... This how the precedent of working in OSHA was supposed to be? How has no one informed her? How can there be gods?

These questions flash before her mind in the span of a few seconds of silence, before she gives a slow nod towards the other. “r-Right. Telekinesis. Magic. Okay.” She says, taking a deep breath to ensure her brief sanity. “What’s your name?” She asked.

(@metempsychosis-osha)

A 20 year old male stands in the halls. He's bored, and looking around. He spots the intern, and gives them a half-hearted wave

The younger intern, a fresh 19 year old, sees the male see him, and freezes up like a deer in headlights. The other can see how... Unkempt his attire is. His white shirt has multiple ruffles, he didn't put his tie on right, and he's trying to hold a few too many files at once. He attempts to return the wave, but that just ends up with him narrowly dropping his belongings. "Ah jeez..." He mutters, standing in place.

[whatevenisosha]

Hmm. Hello. - @horrorosha

Stella took a moment to register the voice and analyze what exactly it was, but soon enough, she musters up enough courage to reply.

“Uhm, yes, hello?” She called out towards the entity, her voice meek and barely audible enough to be heard by the other party.

[whatevenisosha]

“Er, yes, exactly.” Stella responds, waiting a second or two before being able to talk again. “No, I only tie it up when I’m, uh, feeling like Aidan.” She explained, letting all of the things that have just happened sink in.

“Uhm, right, I uh, should explain myself. I’m Stella. right now, at least. I’m new here.” She introduces herself proper, looking to all of the floating belongings around her. “How are you... Am I in the right OSHA?” She asked, rather confused.

(@metempsychosis-osha)

A 20 year old male stands in the halls. He's bored, and looking around. He spots the intern, and gives them a half-hearted wave

The younger intern, a fresh 19 year old, sees the male see him, and freezes up like a deer in headlights. The other can see how... Unkempt his attire is. His white shirt has multiple ruffles, he didn't put his tie on right, and he's trying to hold a few too many files at once. He attempts to return the wave, but that just ends up with him narrowly dropping his belongings. "Ah jeez..." He mutters, standing in place.

[whatevenisosha]

(@metempsychosis-osha)

A 20 year old male stands in the halls. He's bored, and looking around. He spots the intern, and gives them a half-hearted wave

The younger intern, a fresh 19 year old, sees the male see him, and freezes up like a deer in headlights. The other can see how... Unkempt his attire is. His white shirt has multiple ruffles, he didn't put his tie on right, and he's trying to hold a few too many files at once. He attempts to return the wave, but that just ends up with him narrowly dropping his belongings. "Ah jeez..." He mutters, standing in place.

[whatevenisosha]

A series of high pitched, positive beeps comes from a certain OSHA employee’s PDA. Well, it’s his first day, so he’s moreso an intern. He pushes his glasses back up and looks a small bit flustered, bringing the PDA’s mic closer to him.

“Uh... Hi, there. This should allow me to get messages and questions from other folks that’re curious about this whole OSHA job thing. I could use a bit of company too.” He says, moving away, waiting for the first questions to arrive.

[Asks are now open!]