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Live reactions of my friends watching Star Trek.

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Spock, your Captain's eyes are up there.

Spock.

[s1 e27 - The Alternative Factor]

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Watching the other site eat itself from over here is definitely a mood, but I couldn't let this exchange disappear unpreserved

Consider it my social media migration credentials

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man just when i think “maybe it’s not that funny” i remember that we’ve all silently agreed that Matteo JWHJ0715 is just. a normal name. yeah he’s the director what about it. his mother was italian and his father was a license plate

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male gaze is not 'when person look sexy' or 'when misogynist make film'

death of the author is not 'miku wrote this'

I don't think you have to read either essay to grasp the basic concepts

death of the author means that once a work is complete, what the author believes it to mean is irrelevant to critical analysis of what's in the text. it means when analysing the meaning of a text you prioritise reader interpretation above author intention, and that an interpretation can hold valid meaning even if it's utterly unintentional on the part of the person who created the thing. it doesn't mean 'i can ignore that the person who made this is a bigot' - it may in fact often mean 'this piece of art holds a lot of bigoted meanings that the author probably wasn't intentionally trying to convey but did anyway, and it's worth addressing that on its own terms regardless of whether the author recognises it's there.' it's important to understand because most artists are not consciously and vocally aware of all the possible meanings of their art, and because art is communal and interpretive. and because what somebody thinks they mean, what you think somebody means, and what a text is saying to you are three entirely different things and it's important to be able to tell the difference.

male gaze is a cinematographic theory on how films construct subjectivity (ie who you identify with and who you look at). it argues that film language assumes that the watcher is a (cis straight white hegemonically normative) man, and treats men as relatable subjects and women as unknowable objects - men as people with interior lives and women as things to be looked at or interacted with but not related to. this includes sexual objectification and voyeurism, but it doesn't mean 'finding a lady sexy' or 'looking with a sexual lens', it means the ways in which visual languages strip women of interiority and encourage us to understand only men as relatable people. it's important to understand this because not all related gaze theories are sexual in nature and if you can't get a grip on male gaze beyond 'sexual imagery', you're really going to struggle with concepts of white or abled or cis subjectivities.

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Actually we can headcanon any character as a-spec as long as they don't reveal their orientation in the story.

"But they had sex!": clearly a sex-favorable ace 🤷🏻

"But they've find true love!": after not having feelings for anyone else, so it's a Demiromantic 🤷🏻

I could go on with this list forever...

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What’s kind of bothering me right now, is how for years we were begging for representation of the alphabet mafia

And when we finally got good representation from an older POC who was married to another POC, y’all don’t wanna hype him up like you did for Loki for that one bullshit line about bisexuality that it had.

Like what is this? What are we doing? Where is the love for this man and his beautiful family?

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@mymascotsolvedyou : honestly anything gay and positive will do

My ultimate kink is when Spock, either because he leaves Starfleet or because Starfleet changes its policy on fraternization, just straight up stops giving a fuck  and tells everyone he meets at every opportunity that Jim is the love of his life. 

18 years of secret marriage means he’s got a lot of catching up to do.  

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Some pictures I drew and haven't posted on here yet :)

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I WANT.....

fanfic about:

LUCIFER 'DEVIL DAD' MORNINGSTAR

with his children (aka the antichrists™)

SABRINA 'DADDYS GURL AND IF U HURT MY FAMILY I'LL KILL YOU SLOWLY' SPELLMAN (MORNINGSTAR)

ADAM 'THE ONLY NORMAL LUCIFER KID WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIS FRIENDS AND DO NOT WANTS CARE ABOUT THAT ANTICHRIST-CELESTIAN SHIT' YOUNG

MICHAEL 'I KILL FOR FUN' LANGDON

JACK 'I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS FAMILY, UNCLE CAS. TAKE ME UP, I'M SCARED' KLINE

TAKEHIKO (his canon son from comics)

WITH HIS NIECE (AKA THE ANTICHRISTS'™ COUSIN)

ELAINE BELLOC (daughter of michael in comics and she became a god after god abdicated)

AND HIS BROTHERS (AKA THE ANTICHRISTS'™ UNCLES)

AMENADIEL 'TIRED OF LUCIFER'S 'DEVIL DAD' SHITS'

MICHAEL 'I AM A WORSE PARENT THAN LUCIFER AND MY DAUGHTER WILL UNFORTUNATELY OR FORTUNATELY BE THE NEXT GOD'

AZRAEL 'THE SWEETEST (ALONG WITH HILDA) AUNTIE IN THE WORLD'

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rb if you think dirtbag boyband bears in trees

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New ask game dropped! Made by me :)

Text for image under the cut

Mwah: I,,,,wammma smooch you,,,,,, 😳 and bite your neck,,,,,😳😳😳🏳️‍🌈

Nice round fruit: I want to put you in my pocket and carry you around (and hope I don't forget about you 🤦🤦🤦)

Minion: Best friend?????

Lemon Lime pop: You're the worst (affectionate)

Tree: We should slow dance together with no music in an empty room, but no homo tho-

Arcade floor vibes: Your gender! Sir, it's amazing!

Local swimming pool: Aggressive smol bean >:3

Grover: Where do I know you from?

Artificial grape: I hate your blog. 15/9, would recommend to a friend.

Mean Girls: I think you would unironically kiss your homies 😙✨

Da Void: Give me a hug and hold my hand please maybe?

Ghost: I think you're adorable but I can't talk to you because you're also so scary •~•

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i love clicking on obvious rickrolls. i see em and say “oh nice, time to give mr. astley a visit :]”

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“Partners in crime”

an illustration for “stet” by @acroamatica

(for russian Fandom Kombat 2018 - SW FixDestroy team)

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Sirius: I am going 100 mph.

Sirius: As in 100 mistakes per hour.

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harry: my father didn’t strut!

james potter, literally every day of his life: