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If your a pikmin just be careful ok

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You guys I'm starting to think that Courtney and Shayne from Smosh like each other as more than friends.

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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

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We could really use a wish right now…

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i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

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i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

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heartstopper is so funny to me bc it’s like almost all young up-and-coming teen actors and then just. academy award winner olivia colman is there to have four lines a season

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Bougar

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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The hardest I've ever been roasted is when I joking asked my friend what circle of Dante's Hell we'd be sent to, and then I said, "Oh, I'd go to the circle for homosexuals, right?" to which he immediately replied, "No, that's a mistranslation, it's a circle for the sodomites, not the homosexuals, meaning you'd have to actually have gay sex to go there."

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!