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Okay, let's go over all the evidence.

First, Mod Rena invited us all to Cumberland Farms for New Years (it's been a few months.) to stop infighting among our group.

Mods Koshka and Diamond find her, dead, while Bernkastel is arguing with Shion over Mod TJ's burgified remains.

Mod Rena was found by the freezers, her head seemingly bashed in...

Koshka and Diamond seem a little suspicious due to having found the corpse, however I doubt either of them would hurt a fly.... I want to touch on the first piece of evidence, though, Mod Rena invited us here for a reason. To stop infighting. Something Mod Takano caused. Where's Mod Takano been since she stopped fetishizing baldness? We don't know. And we do know she has a record of murder.

#mod erika

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It appears.....

This case is in dire need of a Detective....

#mod erika

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couldn't have been me! I just showed up. Sorry I'm late, but I was watching @soupysoupx's new video essay, "Exploring YouTube's Darkest Anime", which briefly mentions this blog (and mentions me a whole bunch)! anyhoodle, what's up you guys? Mod Rena died? That's scary!

#mold satoko

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ruururjvjfntn..t...

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i was busy getting my fellow feline friend out of that Burger.

#mod bernkastel

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Well there's no stakes in her so I didn't do it

#mod beato

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W-Well.. I'm just a diamond, but I'm a weak diamond... and a weak diamond is no diamond at all... I break under pressure, see..? I wouldn't be able to kill Mod Rena without at least a crack forming on me... Look, you can see, I'm clean of any cracks...

#mod diamond

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Noo...!!! Mod Rena...!!!! She's... DEAD!

We have to figure out who did this!!! Everybody, give me your alibis, now!

#mod battler #wtcposnewyear

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any1 want a hit

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Nevermind that, why is your burger glitching!? Is Mod TJ trying to escape?

#mod beato

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HUUUUUH????

#mod battler

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G-G-Guys... Mod Rena is... DEAD!!!!!!

#mod koshka

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[ While the two argue, Mod Koshka arrives, and she and Mod Diamond make a shocking discovery... ]

#wtcpos new year

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*has a memories*

YOU GET MOD TJ OUT OF YOUR FAT FUCKING MOUTH YOU WHORE!

#mod bernkastel

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*appears behind mod shion*

what is this object you're consuming.

#mod bernkastel

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W-W-What!!?!?!?!?!? W-Why would i.. why would I ever need to use a p-pickup line on Antarc- I, I mean Pompompurin..??

#mod diamond