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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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"I’d used the app to bet against myself."

-MAGP013 Futures

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kinda need Rusty Quill to sell a Mr Bonzo plushie

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Peter: I know you want to keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Tony: Believe me, I’ve thought about it

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I wonder what the final straw is going to be between alice and sam. a flippant remark or too-sharp dig from alice? another step back or half-hearted appeasement from sam? differences in beliefs, in motivations, in coping mechanisms? a monstrous entity, or a coworker?

how will they finally fall apart? what will be the final strike that drives a wedge between them that neither of them can overcome?

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I love the idea of Gil-Galad just being A Guy while Elrond and Celebrimbor are insane, actually.

Consider;

Elrond, so pissed that the indoor plants are rattling: Fuck That Courtier 👁️⭐️🗡️

Gil-Galad, wondering if he can still eat his salad if it’s sprouted ominous flowers: Yeah, what a bitch.

And

Celebrimbor, setting a jar on Gil-Galad’s desk: I have discovered a new chemical 😁

The Chemical™️: *eats through the jar, eats through Gil-Galad’s desk, sizzling as it tries to eat through the stone flooring*

Gil-Galad, seeing an Opportunity: can you move the jar a little to the left? That’s where the complaints from Lord Oropher are stacked.

Love the idea of Gil being a regular dude while his alleged cousins are the resident eldritch horror and the mad scientist next door.

#best dynamic

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Ok but consider those “Maeglin Finds and Lives With The Feanorians” fics but Baby! Maeglin was taught all their names by badass “balls of steel” Aredhel, so he thinks their nicknames are their actual names.

So Maeglin, upon meeting the Lord of Himring, is timid and respectful but confidently calls Maedhros One-Handed, Famed Kinslayer, “Lord Neylo”.

#okay that’s cute

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Incident people so far:

dice guy who got so deep in character he both killed a man and started wearing fedoras

breaking news! guy wants money so bad that he throws himself off a cliff to get it! watch as he is shocked by the consequences!

treeman treeman treeman TREEMAN TREEMAN TREEMAN

the ocean is gonna fucking GET you

lap dance gone horribly wrong

don't go the magnus institute don't you fucking do it

a children's tv mascot turns out to be just as creepy as we thought it was gonna be

grifters bone 2: regency edition

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Samama Khalid 🤝 Oliver Banks

"I had a breakdown and lost my whole job and now my nights are filled with horrors"

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POV: Jaskier convincing Geralt wearing cat cone is not a shameful thing

Cat!Geralt series

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a colin, as well

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#I love reading but have a hard time finishing books

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Lúthien Tinúviel; Princess of Doriath, with Huan the Hound of Valinor

I know I know I keep changing her design, with some key elements staying, but I think I have it this time! I´m sure!! till next time where I might change it again But then again she is half Maia so she could probably shapeshift

I wanted her to look as uncanny/Eldritch as possible so I tried to give her too-big pupils, an almost mammal nose, a too long neck, and her deer ears - I wanted to include feathers somehow because I hc Dior has a feathered back as if he were supposed to grow wings but only got the feathers, so my excuse is that she can "shapeshift" a bit to look like a blend between elf, deer, and bird - but I DID give her claws!

#ah!!!!!! #SO PRETTY

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Middle-earth Meme

↳ [1/3] Couples: Éowyn & Faramir

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the more i redesign him the more Inhuman he becomes. gimme 2 years and Mike Crew will be Eldritch.

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just found out like yesterday their ship name is eye in the sky and i think it's over for me

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Doodle of Jonathan Sims through Season 1-5!

Not the final version I think. But wanted to draw him throughout the season. Had a BLAST and EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE while listening. BUT I'M FINE.

Anyway, here's a wet cat of a man.