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I would like to present one of my favorite canonical Nickroe things:

In Season 1, Episode 19: Leave it to Beavers, One of the first things Monroe says to Nick after tackling him is, "I told you to use wolvesbane dude, I could smell you a mile off" to which Nick replies, "I used wolfsbane."

Monroe takes a quick sniff and says "Use more" before immediately diverting Nick's attention to his weapons.

I firmly believe this is because Monroe has unknowingly ingrained Nick's scent into his instincts, meaning he can pretty much pick up Nick's scent no matter what, and only realized it right then and immediately became embarrassed.

(Side note, Monroe absolutely let Nick roll over on top of him because Nick hadn't gained his full enhanced Grimm strength yet and there's no way Monroe, an adult blutbad, wasn't strong enough to stop him so essentially he just play wrestled him on the ground and let Nick get the upper hand to make him happy)

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Small Might changed their name to Fuck Realistic

Fuck Realistic Today at 4:15 PM All Might is no longer my favorite hero. That privilege is now being given to Eraserhead. Because at least he’s never told me to “be realistic” and that I can’t be a hero without a quirk while leaving me on a rooftop.

Several people are typing…

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BNHA/MHA headcanon:

(This is one of my previous posts but in an easier to read format for some people)

When izuku is diagnosed quirkless his mum signs him up to martial arts, parkour, and ballet classes so that he can defend himself.

BAMF Quirkless Izuku is born! (Inko also gets very buff)

All might never gives Izuku his power but Izuku is determined to be a hero anyway.

*on the day of entrance exam*

Izuku: *shows up quirkless and even buffer than in canon*

Robot: *appears*

Izuku: *casually punches robot so it breaks*

Teachers: *unaware he is quirkless* omg

Izuku: *running through and just single punch breaking these robots*

Teachers: Omg!

Zero pointer: *appears*

Uraraka: *hurt and trapped*

Izuku: *runs forward without thinking and flying side kicks robot*

Zero pointer: *dents and falls backwards*

Teachers: wow that strength enhancement quirk of his sure is powerful!

Nedzu: he's quirkless.

Teachers: ACFHDVGSKMWONTNIWJDFASJ

Nedzu: *sips tea manically*

*meanwhile*

Izuku: *lifts rubble trapping Uraraka* are you OK?

Uraraka: Oh um I'm ok. Thank you for helping me. I think I hurt me leg.

Izuku: Oh! Please allow me to help! *shifts to hold the rubble in one hand and pick up Uraraka with the other. Starts walking to recovery girl*

Uraraka: *still being carried* ummmm... are you going to bring the rubble with us?

Izuku: Oh! Oops silly me! *carefully places rubble on ground and keeps carrying Uraraka*

Izuku: um recovery girl? This girl is hurt can you help her? Thank you! *leaves*

Recovery girl: why young lady, are you OK? your face is completely red!

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Wary and Weary

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I can’t tell if I ship TodoDeku more or ShinDeku more in your AU............. BOTH. But seriously your AU is amazing and I love it ❤️❤️

he’s got two hands...

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In case you were not aware, Izuku does, in fact, have a quirk.

A skin-contact quirk plus One for All should produce interesting results, no?

Edit: Do not repost this please

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Vigilante Izuku: (T-posing in the corner of the classroom) Good morning parental unit

Aizawa: (drinking coffee) Good morning Problem vigilante

1 A: (collectively) What the actual fuck?!

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Hello! Can we please hear more about the ghost story au? That or the persona one, both are cool ^-^

Izuku spends alot of his time with the Vigilante Trio both in and outside of vigilante work. Much to Aizawa's dismay. They are the closest thing he has to a friend group.

Aizawa isn't the only one freaking out or worrying about the kid, Tsukauchi is also having a bad time. Not only is there a new vigilante on the scene but he is also working on one of the most confusing and concerning cases he's had in years. Aka the Aldera Blood Pool Incident, a case revolving a mysterious fatal amount of blood discovered at the named middle school that had no body on scene nor matched any bodies discovered in the coming weeks. The poor man is over worked as it is.

It's a complete mystery until one Inko Midoriya brings her son into the hospital severely injured, and the hospital matches the kids' blood with Tsukauchi's case.

Only problem is Izuku Midoriya won't answer any of his questions and this supposedly quirkless kid in fact has a quirk factor. But refuses to talk about it. It's a dead end until the detective brings the case up with Eraserhead and the underground hero connects the dots.

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Wait. So it’s Rei who owns the apartment. Kazuki is crashing there indefinitely, and he does all the shopping, cooking, and cleaning?

He is never beating the malewife allegations.

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can’t stop thinking about kazurei accidentally getting so into the domestic lifestyle that one day when kazuki goes to leave the house for whatever reason (running errands, visiting kyutaro, ect.) he obviously says goodbye to miri with a big kiss on her cheek and tells her to be good, and then without even thinking about it he also moves to kiss rei on the cheek, and rei automatically leans into it and mumbles see you later and it isn’t until kazuki is in the elevator that they BOTH realize what just happened and have separate but equally embarrassing meltdowns about it.

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This one is my favourite. Not only had I free hand on what the design will be, the execution ended being one of my best. Thank you Jess, for always being on my side in creating the best designs I can 😌💙🌻

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Midoriya, three days without sleep and running on a museli bar: Shinso, I think it would be really cool if you had a fiddle.

Shinso:

Midoriya: Like, think about it. If you were having trouble getting people to respond to you, you could just walk around ominously, playing the fiddle and humming. Badly. And then villains would be like, “What the heck?”. And then you could brainwash them. Boom.

Shinso:

Midoriya: And if all else failed, you could use it as a bludgeoning weapon.

Shinso:

Shinso: Midoriya, what?

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Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.

1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!

Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.

Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

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Liddol Christmas Shindeku interaction

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so excited to finally share my work from the @unbrokenbondszine ! 

leftover sales are still open, so theres still a chance to get a copy for yourself!

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Midoriya, crushing a zombie's head between his thighs like a watermelon:

Bakugou: ...

Todoroki: ...

Uraraka: ...

Iida: ...

Shinsou: ...

Sero: ...

Kirishima: ...

Kaminari, his hands out in front of him and stumbling forward: Brrraaaaaaaiiiinns...

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Couch cuddles