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I think one of my favourite things about playoffs is finding out who can grow a beard or not. Like there's always something really fun about a clean-shaven sophomore suddenly turning up with dark shadow on his face, or a vet who looks like a werewolf by Game 3, or a brown-haired boy revealing he has the ginger beard gene, or 27-year old Mitch Marner still unsuccessful in his endeavours

#in his defense #they're barely in the playoffs

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watching random playoff games is just a neverending series of "since when does this guy play for this team?"

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always slaps

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oh this is the funniest picture in the world

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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

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happy blow someone else’s lead for a change tuesday to all who celebrate!

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kaner reuniting first with panarin and now with debrincat has got to be him desperately trying to rekindle with past flings because his husband is lost at war (not playing in the nhl right now)

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jonny really is in his live laugh love "I'm taking a gap year after high school to travel the world and find myself" era and i love that for him

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in his birkenstock era [via megan.hevner insta stories]

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go get it

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Penguins fans I just found out you got Ryan Graves. I know you love senior citizen-coded players, so I just want you to know that in the NHL bubble, Ryan Graves was walking around BETWEEN PRACTICES with a Colson Whitehead book. He said I'm going on a two month long vacation in hell, let me bring my tbr pile. You guys are having sex and playing videos games? Not me, I'm catching up on the bestseller lists. He also likes dressing up for Halloween too much and for a while on the Avs knew his teammate's coffee orders. And he cheats at meaningless social media games. Between all these things, I feel he is "retired suburban widower with no kids" coded, which will fit the vibes of your team well in my understanding.

Also every time he gets traded, he gives an interview that is basically just like "I hope my defense partner likes me 🥺". In this respect, he is like one of those giant ass adult shelter dogs who looks so hopeful every time someone walks past his kennel and he wags his tail so hard and tries to look like such a good boy and then even when you keep walking down the row to look at puppies, he is still watching hopefully. Please give him a forever home, he has been waiting so patiently.

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i know that adding hall and foligno makes sense for the hawks but everyone saying that they'll be great mentors for bedard just makes me unreasonably salty because hey, we had one or two guys who could have filled that role. wouldn't it have been fun to keep them 🙃

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y’all: i can fix him

nhl announcers: i can talk lovingly about his big body, punishing with the body, sacrificing the body. how he’s strong on the puck. how he’ll go to work, now, the way he handles his stick, his soft hands, his good vision, good skating, good wood, good hard hit, the way he handles himself on and off the ice,