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If We Date I'll probably stare at you a lot, I like to admire what's mine.
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(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
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my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“
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If you think you can hit an introvert with the silent treatment, 🗣BITCH 🗣I 🗣AM🗣 THE 🗣SILENT 🗣TREATMENT 😂
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🍵🍵🍵
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i’m on twitter and everybody’s already bitching about Natalie Portman as Thor… “who asked for this” it’s canon
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I don’t care if we kissed 39 times in the last 30 seconds, I said I want ANOTHER ONE
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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
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Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK
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billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans
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you know what F*CK gender norms
i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider
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slap that pussy to pieces
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