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[whoviandoodler]

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

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Nicole Grosjean: “Fairy Fossil”

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It felt intimately wrong, a king should not kneel in front of a lowly servant.

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A rewrite of the Altar Scene

(Written for Treebark Week 2024, Day 4 [Divine/Infernal])

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"im having creation ideas beyond my skill level" DO IT ANYWAY. "i don't have good supplies" DO IT WITH BAD SUPPLIES THEN. "i don't have free time" SO DO IT SLOWLY.

FIND THE SHORTEST MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO YOUR CREATION BEING REALIZED AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THERE

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went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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Whenever I look at pictures of opossums with all their bebes i think of that one Queen song.

She works hard EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE.

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[ID: two selfies of maja in her new rigid wheelchair. the chair frame is black, and the pushrims, caster bumpers, and removable frame guards are red. there's a smoov attached to the back that's a bit hard to see. the first picture shows the whole chair and maja sitting in it. shes black with long dreadlocks with pink ends. she's wearing a black crop top with a red kieth haring dancing dog figure, green jeans, and combat boots. shes also wearing red black and white gloves and a battle vest with various pins and patches. shes holding the rims and looking forward with a slight smile. the second picture shows maja sitting in the chair from above looking down. a red t4t patch on the vest is visible. her head is cut off a bit and shes sticking her tongue out. /end ID]

im having so much fun actually leaving my house!! it's so nice out today and i get to be outside!!!

also i decorated the back a lil bit :3c

[ID: the back of maja's wheelchair. theres a black patch on the backrest with the words "hands off!" painted in red, and two white hands with red X's over them flank the words on both sides. the push handles have black plaid fabric with silver spikes on it wrapped around them. /end ID]

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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[Image description copied from alt: A photo of a polymer clay sculpture of a Snares penguin. They have a white belly, black wings and back, a orange beak and yellow feathers over the eyes that look like big eyebrows. The eyes look similar to googly eyes. On the ground and in the background are mostly small, blurry rocks. End ID]

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friend of mine at the dinner table said "how do you kiss someone for over twelve minutes and not, like, die?" and i was like "do you think people hold their breath???" and they said "no, but i mean, how do you keep your face on someone's face for THAT LONG?" and i said "it's NOT hard, i've made out for WAY longer than twelve minutes, twelve minutes is NOTHING it's like BARELY ANYTHING!" and my other friend who's 19 going on 12 just looks me dead in the eye and says "OKAY, PUSSYMASTER!" and guys, i think i have a new official title i'm going to ask that everyone address me by,

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friend server has changed our nicknames to various things you might find in a haunted house or whatnot so whenever one of us has a tough time it produces really good sentences such as “keep going you can do it creepy spider” and “terrifying shadow i hope you feel better soon” and “thank you sinister glow you’re always there for me”

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I drew the gang,