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traditional child-rearing sensibilities maintain that if a mother gives her son attention he’ll turn out gay, and if she doesn’t he’ll turn out autistic. if this is true, then logically every gay autistic person was raised by a mother in a constant state of quantum uncertainty, simultaneously giving and not giving affection. i call this hypothetical parent georgine bauer—schroedinger’s mother

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We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these

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🐾🥨 Bakery 🥖🐾

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just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

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if Mulan came out tomorrow there would be so many republicans talking about the transgender agenda

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I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

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You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

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THIS IS SO GOOD AND IT IS A TRAVESTY THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE MORE VIEWS

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big dick energy

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The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants

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The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need