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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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snail collection. which one’s your fav? 🐌

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Without Merit - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#549e87 #1b3244 #9e9fb4 #e6e4e7 #e8d1d9 #e287a8

#colors

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him again!!!!

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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I had a dream that Pendleton Ward stole Prismo from The Simpsons. Like, there was an episode of the Simpsons that was supposed to establish Prismo as a permanent companion in the household, and everyone hated it so much that the plotline was just forgotten about. Pendleton Ward saw this and just nabbed the idea cuz like, it's not like anyone was gonna remember a forgotten Simpsons character, right? There was an interview section, too, where PW was like, "Yeah, I don't understand why Matt Groening would write Prismo. He's an interdimensional dreaming wish wizard. He deserves more than the Simpsons, and what they have to offer."

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#peaches #blackberries #bananas

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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#craving for sweets #which already happens actually #my mom says that she literally only eats candy and ice cream and stuff like that when im around

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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