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Angel

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Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

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Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

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Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via itcuddles)

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if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash

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Anybody can look at you. It’s quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.

Turtles All the Way Down, John Green (via lostintowords)

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Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.

Gloria Steinem (via wordsnquotes)

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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

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If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

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Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.

Oscar Wilde (via wordsnquotes)

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video