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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

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Gale is going to get me through undergrad

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The Dark Urge giving gale heart palpitations in balders gate three

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

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saying “i wouldn’t be a good parent” is a morally neutral statement and i’m sick of whenever i say it people replying “noo no you’d be a GREAT mother i know you would!!!” like… no! being a good parent requires a certain set of skills and traits and i know that i don’t have them and that’s a good thing!!! i think people should figure out if they would be good parents BEFORE having kids and maybe we’d have less shitty parents in the world! fuck!

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#no but why is this something I would’ve pulled when I was in uni

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#girl either way I’m hyper focused and ready to shit myself #gimme both

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sir that's yassified information