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Please tell us more about chai coffee cowboys?😌

Okay so its not fully thought out or anything

im just really gay and i love cowboys. I wanna see Paul and Ted with country accents i wanna see them in boots and belts and cowboy hats i wanna see them on a horse. Two separate ones or riding one together. I dont know anything abt the plot coherently yet. Dunno if itd be tgwdlm or what but. I just need to see cowboy chai coffee. Like….. i cant remember the name but the dif cowboys joey played in tto, the pictures fuel me. Its like food to me. And i need to see paul in that outfit too. I might even draw it. I think Ted would have still had his heart broken by Jenny. She wouldve ran off to clivesdale with kilgore (on a horse). Ted would be a regular at the bar in town. I think hed be a little more sleazy if thats possible. Hed def talk abt his horse a lot which i find funny, mostly for lewd jokes or to entice ladies etc. but i think paul would be kinda quiet. Living in a little house but he maybe works on a ranch for some change and to make a living. A quiet little life. He’s considered other professions and is moreso a cowboy by convenience but doesnt know what he wants. He was a farm boy growing up but most of the guys there were. He runs into Ted at the bar sometimes and Ted always talks to him way too much esp bc hes so drunk. Ted still considers Paul his best friend. Paul mostly tolerates him bc when hes at the bar hes not exactly sober either (at first). Maybe they work on the same ranch. Maybe thats how they grow closer. Ted starts to be more vulnerable. Often times people get closer when people around prove helpful or reliable, which i can see if they work on a farm together. And then they get to talking and uh yeah. Gay cowboyss. Maybe Paul helps out on Mr davidsons ranch. Charlotte could be a baker and have chickens and a farm cat. Sam is a sherriff. Just spitballing. I like to think about it. Emma could be a bartender too

#fuck yes i love thos #this*

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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if she asked me to join her on a revenge quest that involves murder i’d go “whatever you say beautiful” and follow her lead

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toads riding snake

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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if Broadway doesn’t want bootlegs floating around then they need to get their act together and make legal recordings.  you can say all you want that theater is meant to be enjoyed live, but the fact of the matter is not everybody can get to NYC to go to a Broadway show.  not everybody can afford to take the time off of work and buy a plane ticket to NYC and buy a night in a hotel AND get the ticket to the show.  people want to see the shows, that’s why there’s a bootleg market in the first place, but it’s unreasonable to expect that everyone has the time, money, and ability to make it out to the one place in the world to see something on Broadway, especially if it’s a limited engagement.  so record that shit, slap some subtitles on it, and sell it so we can buy it legally.

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

#meeee whenever im on the train

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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The Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams - Kim Whalen

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hatchetfield cowboys au anyone?

#SAM U ARE CORRECT

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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Me every single day:

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist