this is the most wholesome facebook page
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maybe the real kink was the friends we shamed along the way
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Don’t let anyone clone you. Seriously. And only date one girl at a time. And—if you find out a guy named Doctor Octopus is going to marry my Aunt May—stop it. And don’t lend anyone named Wolverine or Mockingbird money. You’ll never see it again. And once you beat up the bad guy, leave the crime scene as soon as possible because they’ll try to make you clean it up. And wash your costume, like, daily, because it will get funky and people will make fun of you.
Peter Parker’s advice to Miles Morales on being Spider-man (Spider-men #5)
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remember that one time when Franks guitar string broke so he just sat on the stage pouting?
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