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Severus Snapes hands.

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his senses are trained to detect invisibility cloak shenanigans

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𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑐ℎ.

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ALAN RICKMANas COLONEL BRANDON | Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad.

⤷ SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

#it should have been me

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"If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space, well, then, I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac of my upper flermin." - Things Sheldon Cooper Says

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happy birthday to birthday boy 🥳✨✨✨

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Happy Birthday to the bravest wizard in the magical world!

I almost didn't do anything and it's literally 15 to midnight where I am, but I told myself this years I'd finally start drawing my favorite Dungeon bat.

It's a very quickie thing but here he is all the same on his special day <3

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Our birthday boyyyyy 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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every turpin moment ever (04/57)

#I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WTF

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“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine

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AR

https://www.facebook.com/Alan-Rickman

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he's sad. he's old. he's a babygirl. he's a wifeguy. he's a wet cat. he has clinical depression. he's even a dad.

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Facts about Snape, professor addition

Obviously head cannons

Severus is always exactly 7 minutes late to all staff meetings. Yes, it is on purpose. Yes, every single one of the other Professors have tried to end the annoying habit. Nothing has worked.

Dumbledore has received so many complaints from parents that if he reads "Snape" he automatically sends in the OWL and NEWT test improvements in Potions.

His first year was a rough start, but by Severus's testing averages went from Slughorn's A-E on the lower side average to high E's and O's. The Dreadful fail rate also dropped to two or three students a year.

Severus has asked to be fired no less than 200 times. It hasn't worked.

At potluck events, it's a competition to see who makes the dish that Professor Snape will eat/eat the most of as they get better every year. Professor Sprout is the reigning champion. And Severus will only ever bring napkins from coffee shops.

He has never mixed up any of the Weasley -- even the twins -- ever. It drives Fred and George insane.

He has a coffee pot in the classroom and will fight anyone who tries to take it away from him. Umbrige learned that lesson the hard way.

#IJBOL I AGREE WITH ALL THESE

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He did spend all those years saving his life. It’s muscle-memory now xD (I’m enjoying this Dada prof. Harry + Snape lives au)

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Snape would totally do this, just to mess with Harry. Lol

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bringing you a sweet snack today