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can you guys stop lying with those “dont cry, x number of vampires” posts? everyone knows theres 34 vampires

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What if there was a immature young man who worked as a cook in a fast food restaurant and could not get a driver’s license despite his best efforts? Now imagine he is a sponge.

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you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

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warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

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goncharov fanfiction isnt even fanfiction you are just writing fiction you have been tricked into writing stories

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of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

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louis: when you're in a band you're making songs that fit conceptually to 4 or 5 people

also louis:

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i post here like no one’s looking which is mostly true

#me hopping on here every couple months

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when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

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Timothy A. Matthews aka Timothy Adam Matthews (British, b. 1980, based Liverpool, Merseyside, England) - Bohemian Kitty’s on a Lazy Sunlit Sunday, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

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a baby in a bucket

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this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

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i can’t find my headphones and target is closed this is a nightmare .

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