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Mentally floating face down in a river

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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Don't be scared of getting older. Every year I'm reborn as the most me I've ever been.

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BACKROOM BALLROOM

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Yeule for Metal Magazine (2021) Photography: Celia Croft

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Anok Yai attends the 2023 Heidi Klum Halloween Party

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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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🐱 Oriental Shorthair

📸 Inna Frunze [Otornasse]

🎨 Black

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🐱 Oriental Shorthair

📸 Inna Frunze [Otornasse]

🎨 Black

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Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

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Excerpt from "Short Talks" by Anne Carson

[text ID: Day after day I think of you as soon as I wake up. Someone has put cries of birds on the air like jewels.]

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