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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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i think one of the things i'm proudest of that literally has nothing to do with me is I'm 5 degrees of social separation from both Robert Downey Jr and Tyler Joseph/twenty one pilots

#me > my uncle > who is friends w don cheadle's sister > don cheadle > RDJ #and really most avengers actors at this point #me > guy at my church > who is in this guy Jady's band > who is in Jay Joseph's band > who is Tyler's brother #twenty one pilots #also i am 90% sure my one coworker is Steve Harvey's nephew but he doesn't like to talk about it #they literally have the same last name and are from the same area and one time he mentioned he had a famous uncle #so i mean

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

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I wonder how well an "It's just an empty box" episode of Game Changer would go. Just a series of challenges that look fucking suspicious as hell but with absolutely nothing more than face value about them. Then you just have Sam act suspicious the entire episode and see where things go from there. Ideas I have are:

Ominous spotlight illuminates one of the players.

Pick a word someone says or action someone does a lot. Play a little chime anytime it happens.

Legal paperwork is brought out mid episode. It's dense and 200-300 pages thick.

A small black box is brought out. There's a small hole cut in it. Sam says the box is definitely empty and they just have to put their hands in. Don't worry, there's nothing there. Why are you crying?

Randomly start saying "Sam Says" but assure contestants they're not playing Sam Says.

Drop a mannequin from the ceiling.

This has been my pitch for "Give Brennan an ulcer 2024."

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Get your 2024 election bingo cards early, guys and gals. It’s gonna be a wild ride

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Brennan Lee Mulligan on Dimension 20 is a harsh but ultimately benevolent god, who subjects his players to harrowing trials which they curse him for in the moment, but later come to appreciate were for their benefit and enjoyment.

Sam Reich on Game Changer, on the other hand, is a cruel and capricious god who mocks and torments his players with games he has deviously designed to distress and enrage them, all for his own amusement and the attention of the masses.

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This whole Taylor thing has made me realize I haven't really enjoyed radio pop since 2010 and whatever happens to the genre now is none of my business

#i miss hearing rihanna just out in the world #what a time fr

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why do we as a society not give Rihanna the recognition she deserves anymore?? :( every song is a bop. timeless. every one of them. and yet we have TSwizzle and like idek anymore being played all the damn time. riri girl in a just world you would be on the top 40 every day

#i am so brain dead

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@leftatlondon still one of the greats

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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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And that’s that on that.