willowfey

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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#no nuance needed i have anime bazonkers that i wish would tone it tf down

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love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

#the more horrendous the condition i put them thru the more i love and cherish them it’s 1:1

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Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

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#it bothers me bc when i introduce myself as hana and don’t even SAY it like hannah they still write hannah #EVEN IF I SPELL H-A-N-A THEY WILL WRITE HANNAH #my own school put my name in the yearbook as hanna and that will haunt me forever #one time i said hana h-a-n-a and the woman just stared at me and went ‘….like.. hayna?’ wha #did i not just speak words out loud #and then when they called out my order they were like ‘uhh hayna? or like. hana i guess?’ girl. be so fr #mostly just bc i grew up knowing a hannah spelled hannah BUT PRONOUNCED HANA and she was such an awful person #to the point where i never wanted my name to be pronounced hana i always went with the hannah pronunciation since i usually don’t care #BUT for a few years now ive introduced myself only as hana and still it is never spelled right by ppl

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

#if nobody has my back on this i know ms nora sakavic does #<<< soooo true den #and me i also do

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

#den #very us

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thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#i use pacifica perfume #my go-to is enchanted forest #but i also rotate between peach vanilla jasmine - french lilac - and rose sage smth?? i can’t remember what else is in it #oh there’s another one. sunrise smth. aaahh what was it i can’t remember #i love any pacifica perfume tbh but those are my favs

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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

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look. look. you have to honor what you want and what you feel you need, even if it’s cringey. you have to. if you don’t, if you ignore your weird animal desires and your petty hungers because you feel shame about them, or because they’re not practical, or they’re not what you “should” want, you starve your soul. and one day, you’ll meet people who don’t starve their souls, who give themselves the things you denied yourself and are happier than you for it, and it will hollow you out further with resentment and rage.

the good news is that it’s never too late to start. you can always ask yourself what you want, and maybe if what you want lives at the heart of your disdain. do you know what it feels like to have a well fed soul? would you like to?

#read fic about weird stuff and use the colourful things made for kids

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look, it’s not that i NEED attention from a man, i am grown and perfectly capable of entertaining myself. i just simply think that it is cruel & unjust as an eldest daughter to have to complete ur nighttime chores while listening to ur brother on a call with his girlfriend in the next room. no i do not neeeeed the validation of a man, BUT it is simply sick & twisted that my brother has a love life when i am the one that knows how to bake banana bread and he does not wash his own dishes. i have less going on than a guy who tried to convince me that most ppl have never washed their jeans. we need to un-normalise this

#i do not need a man i need peace and quiet #but i cannot have that so i should get smth in replacement of that at least #and if i can’t have romance then i deserve some attention in the form of cash thanks #give me reparations for the things i have Heard from the kitchen in the middle of the night #any tumblr sugar daddies wanna send me money for nothing? #i will not give u nudes but i’ve got feet pics and facts about sea creatures #and a good banana bread recipe #thanks art<3 even tho ur married i won’t hold that against u #u got gay married so i won’t judge u for the sins of my straight brother

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being Weird abt some band is a god-given right actually

#i am Weird abt many bands do not underestimate me

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get ready for an exuberant summer

#exuberant but. peaceful. please. i beg