A few more untitled planet sketches (2022)
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wut
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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the only straight i am is straight up jorking it
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for your consideration: kolbuppy
(+ stupid bonus doodle under the cut)
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I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally
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maybe this is just a personal preference but i really do not like when people tip toe around calling me or my characters fat
i am not fluffy or a marshmallow, i am fat and that’s okay 👍
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vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
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Fucked up that our animal cuteness/scariness instincts aren't calibrated to the actual danger of animals. A cute sweetie soft lil lion friend can and will kill you, yet the vast majority of millipedes are harmless and still look Like That.
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I don’t like to post about this because it feels like bragging, or I’m worried I’ll make people uncomfortable, if you don’t like reading sappy love stuff then stop here pls.
I absolutely love my partner more than words can explain. I never understood corny romantic phrases like “we were made for each other” and “you are my world” until I met her. She really is my world.
I am absolutely obsessed and enamoured by her. People told me it was a “honeymoon phase” when we first met, but nearly 3 years later my love for her has only grown.
I love you Violet. Words will never do justice for my feelings about you.
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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heavily based on this
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