Alien that attempts to study humans solely through watching recordings of twitch streams and comes to the conclusion that all humans have a discrete second consciousness within their minds known as "Chat"
You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles
somewhere on a long dead forum there's a link that no longer works to a mod to a game nobody plays that would be a valuable contribution to the way people see level design if it got a chance to be seen. somewhere on a website that gets 15 monthly visitors there's a webcomic that woulkd inspire and resonate with you and change your life even in a small way if you could just find it. somewhere theres a music artist that would inspire you for years to come but their work just can't manage to be seen online or off. theres so many things that would change your life that just can't seem to rise to the surface and remain undiscovered and forgotten. or maybe never shared
>wake up in treehouse
>hungover from root beer
>late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain
>stumble to cardboard box to drive to work
>don't have enough imagination to make it go
>try to take my bike
>get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike
>get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney
>thank him for his service
>fired from job
>go to candy store
>stumble home hyper
>wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH