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one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

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do you ever just look back at the time where you didn’t have any fandoms? And then you’re like wtf did I do all day long without bingewatching,fanfiction and tumblr?

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Каждый имеет право на образование

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no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

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Welcome to another awesome Caturday. This week we’re celebrating one of our favorite rules of cat life: If I fits I sits.

Bored Panda assembled a massive collection of photos of cats of all sorts getting cozy and napping the day away in the tightest and least expected places. These are some of our favorites. Click here to view them all.

Photos by/via jimjamalama, Bored Panda, kelldog24, kagonekoshiro, /r/pics, Big Cat Rescue, hyperspacesquirrel, JamaalSpeights, thedailylaughs, and /r/funny respectively.

[via Bored Panda]

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in the song ‘year 3000’ the jonas brothers claimed that “your great great great granddaughter is doing fine” but the song was released in 2007 which would mean 5 generations of people would have to had somehow lived 993 years….. now, either people’s lifespans increase drastically over the next century or the jonas brother LIED about going to the year 3000…. i don’t know what to believe anymore

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Matthew Daddario for RAW’s Word Play

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Amber Rose has the best response for why women should NEVER feel ashamed of demanding safe sex 

Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.

Gifs: VH1

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A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

“One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by,” says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. “She thought it was an actual homeless person.”

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

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Sherwin, Jonathan & ‘Shirley’ in @inaheartbeat-film​ 

A closeted boy runs the risk of being outed by his own heart after it pops out of his chest to chase down the boy of his dreams.

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So, like, if Mickey doesn’t come back in season eight, I demand a spinoff prequel entitled: Prison Break, Mickey Milkovich. Because I reeeeeally want to see how he escaped from prison. Saying that he got some prison chick to fall for him is not nearly enough information if you ask me. I need more.

I need that whole year and a half of Mickey pining for Ian. Mickey lifting weights. Mickey trying to bang his way out of missing Ian. Mickey finally saying screw it, I’ll just escape. Mickey having SMART IDEAS. Mickey enacting those smart ideas. Mickey charming the pants off some girl we know he couldn’t possibly like in even a physical way. Mickey being amazing and BREAKING OUT OF PRISON TO BE WITH HIS MAN.

I really need to see this, okay?

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But as a leader, there are difficult decisions I have to make to ensure the survival of my people. And the only thing holding me back from doing that is you. I can’t have both. Yes, you can. We can. Wait, Magnus wait. We can figure this out.

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