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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.

i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.

this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.

but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.

and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”

and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.

Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.

#I want to live in a world where this AU is canon

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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

#look I love dogs #but I also have allergies #I am happy to put up with allergies to play with dogs #but only if it’s my choice and I have time!! #I don’t want to feel unwell bc you brought your dog where it shouldn’t be #especially if this dog is unhappy to be there

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Me just after opening a Word document

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#soulmate marks begone #idek why I hate them so much #I just do lol

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the wenis is a dance

(thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)

#I love love love the end of this compilation featuring absolutely everybody destroying their cameras #do the WENIS #gamechanger #also omg it’s behind the scenes night I have been waiting all week for this

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I imagine that Rapunzel’s parents offered a reward to anybody who could bring their daughter home to them. When Flynn does, they ask him what he wants. He simply smiles lovingly at Rapunzel standing next to her parents and says that he has everything he could ever ask for.

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#speaking voice gets louder and louder? I do that already #it’s my fatal flaw that my volume rises the longer I talk #I actually chose glowy freckles bc hell yeah vibes

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NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

#I adore their friendship! #dead boy detectives

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We’re Harkonnens. So this is how we’ll survive. By being Harkonnens.

#dune

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Well, how old are you Grant? Smartypants, Episode 1

#smartypants #dropout tv

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please give me all your thoughts and tell me all about your process, i'd love to hear about all of it, and yes i am procrastinating agonizing trying to outline a potential story, why do you ask

#depends in part on structure #if my povs switch between people in a specific order #then I stick to that unless I want to make an impact by skipping someone or focusing on someone else #fic I’m working on right now is mostly from one point of view with less frequent scenes from other povs #so I need to make sure those less frequent ones are very meaningful #and generally speaking #focus on the character who is having the most internal change (character arc wise) at the moment

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#april 25th

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Okay to reblog to help sample size!f

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

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#santa clarita diet #gosh I miss this show

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Paul: “may thy knife chip and shatter”

Feyd, internally: what the fuck? He’s got a signature gang sign before a fight AND a catch phrase? I usually skip straight ahead to killing people. Does he always do this? Is it weird I’m not doing this? Okay what is my response going to be? You know if I win this fight I’m absolutely using this on the next guy. Oh shit everybody is looking at me, quick say something

“May THY knife chip and shatter” fucking nailed it Feyd…