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The UK have discovered they have in fact reached the "Find Out" part...

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This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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dont forget to help preen ur angel boyfriend during molting season

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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

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so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

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TUMBLR YEAR IN REVIEW

TEXT only because this hellsite wont let me directly share so I gotta copy paste

I posted 4,033 times in 2021

4 posts created (0%)4029 posts reblogged (100%)For every post I created, I reblogged 1007.3 posts.

I added 13 tags in 2021

#jaskier - 3 posts

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#beards - 1 posts

#who’s gonna be a rule breaker with me - 1 posts

#inktober 2021 - 1 posts

#crystal - 1 posts

#or spank me i dunno - 1 posts

#fix me gerri - 1 posts

#either works tbh - 1 posts

#or atleast dom me pretty thoroughly - 1 posts

Longest Tag: 108 characters

#if no one is gonna tell me its gonna be okay i’ll make one of my characters tell the other its gonna be okay

My Top Posts in 2021

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Simon snow angsting about love and ready for combat picture

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My inktober doodle of a crystal ball

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I still like hp?? Wear hp t shirts and read fic and have a Slytherin keychain? But fantastic beasts 2 was so boring I have zero enthusiasm left for fb 3? Wut did they do to this story

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I just need Geralt and Jask braiding each other’s hair while Yenn judges their technique in the background in season 2 please that’s all I ask Maybe a flower or two tucked in their hair sometimes That’s all I need

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Everyone be quiet and look at this picture my professor used to teach us rock identification in geology:

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do you ever think oh actually i am never going to stop being eleven years old and lonely

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Can't decide if Mini nap before work is power move in self care of sign of impending depression

#do i need help? #probably #can i afford it? #probably not #sad mood timez