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I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave
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The most hilarious thing about She-ra and the Princesses of Power is this: it’s a sophisticated and critically-acclaimed 2010s cartoon, with characters who have complex, multi-dimensional relationships and well-developed personalities with interesting character arcs… and they’re all saddled with these ridiculously on-the-nose 1980s toy commercial cartoon names. So there’s the snow princess Frosta and the mermaid princess Mermista; the archer is named Bow and the sorceress is named Castaspella. The leader of the Horde is Hordak, and Catra is a cat. It’s like a version of Avatar where everything’s the same except Katara, Sokka, and Zuko are named Waterella, Boomer, and Hotman.
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Update from the man himself
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This Restaurant is Designed for Fighting (ft. @calebcity) Mini-Mocks
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I spent the morning at the archery range with my coworker and somehow I consistently struck my target—every single time—in the groin. My arrows were snugly nestled side-by side, right in the crotch. It is my specialty.
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I am the greatest earthbender in the world! And don’t you dunderheads ever forget it!
AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2005 - 2008)
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Idea: degree in mad science. it just teaches u all the stuff as a normal science major but also it teaches u how to be batshit crazy in the lab and not die
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anyway, the Percy Jackson film adaptations deserved better
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If I were a well known, well respected childrens’ author who was fully aware that they were idolised by millions of children worldwide I would simply not be a cunt 
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Toph Beifong 💚
one of my favorite characters 👌😌
⚠️ Please do not repost! ⚠️
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