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no offense but male protagonists whose strength comes from empathy, compassion and humanity will always be more interesting than snarky assholes who punch everything and treat everyone around them like shit

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Raise your hand if you don’t consider the Voltron ending canon and instead imagine it as a bad fanfic or alternate universe ✋

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Pluto compared with Australia

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the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me. 

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single and ready 2 flamingle

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Favourite Designs: Kiyoko Hata ‘Pink’ Bridal Couture Collection

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every now and then I think about the giant crocodile goddess from runescape and sigh dreamily

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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

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It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

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For Lexi… thank you for giving the Tales of Arcadia series your all. We are so proud of everything you’ve accomplished and are standing with you as you take on this next fight. Stay strong, sweet girl💜

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These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

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if you’ve got a bunch of teenagers in space w no access to media they are going to start making their own entertainment so i think that we need to discuss team voltron memes

“where’s [insert team member here]?” “i mean… *looks out window at the stars, shrugs* space, probably”

they keep a tally of every time lance gets rejected by someone and use it to shut him up when he’s getting annoying

“okay i’m gonna stop you there, 37 strike outs”

whenever an alien does something particularly weird pidge loudly hums the x-files theme

lance will do random trust falls “for team bonding.” everyone lets him fall on his ass but shiro

drawing mustaches on random objects and talking to them as if they’re coran

for like two weeks lance refers to keith exclusively through pop culture references

“hey where’s older, angrier Nico Di Angelo?”

“scarless Zuko is in position”

“ayo young Billy Ray Cyrus come spar with me” 

loud acapella renditions of The Circle of Life during training sessions

hunk the Hunk™

calling shiro dad but only in the context of petty arguments (“daaaaaad, lance won’t stop touching my stuff”)

*points at something pidge is tinkering with* “is that a calculator”

constant shitting on the castle’s defenses

“after that fight, I think I need a drink, and it better be stronger than that particle barrier”

there’s a month long campaign to catch shiro in the middle of his morning routine to solve the mystery of whether or not he uses eyeliner. but they can never catch him getting up in the morning?? like one time they pull an all nighter and hide in his bathroom and somehow?? he still evades them???

whenever allura enters the room lance yells “everyone act casual” and they all strike ridiculous poses

*lance gets into a Situation and asks keith for help* “I’m sorry I… can’t hear you…. I think the connection’s…… breaking up…………”

exaggeratingly censoring themselves in front of pidge

“oh biscuits and jam I am so darn steamed right now!” “lance shut the fuck up”

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in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

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*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*