witchytrophywife

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gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision

#i like this

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#ides of march #queen elizabeth #julius caesar

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The ides of March (colorized)

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#ides of march #julius caesar

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#julius caesar #ides of march

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#ides of march

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we've done it again folks

#ides of march #julius caesar #caeser #brutus #rome

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Happy Friday in California, everyone!

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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Sam & Cat Part 3 OUT NOW!

Just put out a 9.5-hour video, please enjoy!

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I fucking hate people like this. I understand the point they’re trying to make about romance writers playing with the laws of science for pregnancy plotlines

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Funny how a mass arrest goes completely under the radar when it's mostly teens, right?

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Tiny unit

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i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.