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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

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A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME. X

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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats

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[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys

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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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Hey Elster....you okay? Yeah shes fine.

Its a crime I havent drawn anything Signalis related so Im here to fix that. And of course its something silly, hehe

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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Alexander McQueen for Givenchy Haute Couture Fall/Winter 1999-2000

#hottest witch in the forest

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Well i Love you if that helps

#me to my friends

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To my fellow germans (& austrians ig)

#well I just learned a new German word #sakrileg

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Im gonna throw the OGs a bone

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There are more people in my phone. Their names are also Michael and Rhiannon.

There are little men in my phone. Their names are Michael and Peter

#5-4 #they’re my little lawyer friends