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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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Wizards make all those funny hand gestures because they're selecting the spell from a terrible UI

­The reason spell slots are so limited is because your wizard refuses to buy premium magic.

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wizard kissing btw.

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As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

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#WIZARD POST

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“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

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Thinking about a duct tape wizard

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being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?

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Enroll your Blorbo in the Skeleton War

Yes its another tumblr poll bracket competition thingymajig

Inspired by the likes of @gotalittletoosilly, @indieswag-competition, @autismswagsummit, and another slew of tournaments I am following bcuz I'm a nerd

Do you miss the good ol' days of Skeleton War memes and tumblr without polls??

Well I can give you one off those

Submit your bonesiest skelemanz to the skeleton war and they shall face off to see who the ultimate skeleton is

Submissions open

Rules:

Must be at least mostly skeleton idk

I was gonna say no real people but like I don't think there are real sentient skeletons like idk

Have fun

Oh yeah submit each character once but you can do more than one submission

Idk how long submissions will be open cuz idk how many skeleton characters there are I can only think of like 7 off the top of my head but we'll see

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umm won t you please reoblog my poll? for sample size? 🥺

if your poll was good and mattered to me i would share it without you asking. but since you asked. super no. and i hope you die also

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STOP IT WITH THE VANILLA EXTRACT STOP IT WITH THE VANILLA EXTRACT THATS ENOUGH!!!!!

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#WIZARD POST