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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Kentucky, 1964, William Gedney

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happy lesbian week of visibility here’s a new illustration 🪲🪲🪲

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Cart Mathieu. Blood. Photography

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#thank god for studs

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Dandelion Moon @thatwilfred by Baldovino Barani

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*flirting with someone who has a packer* nice cock it'd look great on my floor

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#the nature of firemen is that they will take any opportunity to chop through a structure

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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💋💋💋💋💋💗♥️

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daddy in the sense that you’re mommy. let daddy take care of mommy, let her let go of all of her worries and responsibilities and just get fucked mindless. fucked until she forgets her to-do list and is just crying for more dick, more fucking.

this is about lesbian sex. men and minors dni.

#need. need need need to be daddy and mommy together #husband and wife . need it so fucking bad

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Find that special ghoul, today!

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For the two of us, home isn't a place.

ig credit: thehunterhouses.

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Dreamily sighing for my butch nerd. ♥︎

Butches that are computer nerds, Star Wars nerds, Star Trek nerds, Middle Earth nerds. Butch nerds that love classical, folk and indie music, ren faires, and nature. Butch nerds that sew their own costumes in order to cosplay. Butch nerds that love board games, video games, and DnD. Butch nerds that have swords, Legos, and miniature collections. Butch nerds that love ancient art. Butch nerds with big bookshelves they themselves built up to then fill with the classics. Butch nerds with toolboxes.

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Aquamarine with Morganite from Minas Gerais, Brazil. By dusted77 on Instagram.

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Jennifer Tilly, 1992